It was within the last week that Madonna took to the stage in Lisbon and emboerrissed herself. At the age of 50 it doesn’t matter how fit you are or the fact that you eat perfectly and have access to the world’s most expensive age-defying products. The point is, you’re 50! I mean, my Mother is in her early fifties – I simply couldn’t imagine her squirming and writhing and gyrating against a guitar against the wall.
Followed by her falling on her poephol, as you will see in this video.
Mother would never be seen falling on her poephol..
So emboerrissing.
So emboerboer.
Emboert.
Brrt.
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