CAN WE AT LEAST REMOVE OUR HELMETS?
Like taxis, we have come to tolerate our lycra-engulfed brethren and now realise that the only defense is to simply divert young childrens’ attention away from the bizarre behaviour and stray balls on display.
Sunday morning gave us some extreme examples of how the Shimano Warriors’ anti-social behaviour has gone WAY past the edge of reason. Walking into a shop on the awkward cycling shoes is one thing, and senior citizens wearing lycra is another, but wearing a HELMET – is that altogether necessary?
These thick-skinned fellas had no problem scaring and confusing fellow patrons in Camps Bay’s Vida e on Sunday morning.
Two coffees. Two helmets.
Awesome vibe.
Oh, so you reckon that is fine, because they’re just grabbing a quick takeaway coffee? Oh no, my beautiful friends. These cats chilled the fuck out with their crew, and their coffees, and their funny shoes, AND their helmets.
Joe Cocker was referring to “hats,” not “helmets”
“..so I broke away from the peloton,
and got a stunning slip stream behind a lorry”
Shame. [muffled laughter] Maybe they don’t know?
They couldn’t possibly know, hey?
*sigh*
WHAT an emboerrissment!
Mboert!
Brrt!
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