Let’s be honest, when you see the headline “Anne Expecting Bundle of Joy,” who do you think of?
It doesn’t LEAP into your mind, does it? It’s not like Madonna, or Angelina, or Victoria, or Paris, or Lindsay, or Britney, or Kate.
Personally, I IMMEDIATELY thought of Anne Hathaway . I was like, “Jesus, baking! Is she preggers?!” as I excitedly (angrily?) clicked the link.
Not Anne Hathaway
Anne Fucking Heche! Are you kidding me? What, do you think I’m a twat?
Do you remember her? She was in that movie with Harrison Ford called something ridiculous, like Six Days and Seven Nights (whoooh!). I just checked – that is EXACTLY what it was called (double whoooh!).
She’s quite a spunk, mind you. But I always thought she was a lesbo? If anything, iol’s headline should have been, “Hot Chick in Harrison Ford Movie Has Baby With Man.” I would have PREFERRED that, rather than being TRICKED!
God, give me a break. Can you imagine joining a chick’s conversation after overhearing the name “Anne” and saying to the birds, “Who you guys talking about? Anne Heche?” I swear to God, it will NEVER be Anne Heche. They will laugh at you and you will probably never come right again in your life. We do NOT associate the name Anne with Anne Heche – if ANYTHING, it’s Anne Hathaway. And that, my friends, is a FACT.
Don’t be naughty, iol – that was VERY naughty. Don’t ever fucking do that again. I am not a child.
The one treat in that article, however, was the mention that one of her previous kids was named Homer.
Now THAT is awesome!
Go Homer!
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