God, some headlines just write themselves. Happy Friday, by the way. PETA member and Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee has angrily written SeaWorld protesting their apparent use of killer whale Tilikum as a “chief sperm bank,” collecting ‘deposits’ with “a cow’s vagina filled with hot water.” What happened, Tommy Lee? You used to not be crazy.
Tilikum, by the way, is a killer whale in the sense that he’s been ‘involved’ in the deaths of three people the way I’ve been ‘involved’ with the consumption of delicious pastries. Following the most recent death SeaWorld decided that the third strike was out and stated that no human would have direct contact with Tilikum again. PETA spies or whatever seem to have reason to believe that they’re using cow junk to get whale spunk and man I don’t really want to think about this too much. Here’s Tommy Lee’s letter – it’s in Papyrus!
[Image via TMZ]
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