Sometimes you know it’s not wise to trust a fart but you take the chance anyway. You’re a risk taker, nothing wrong with that. Most of the time you’re likely to get away with it, but when something does go wrong you’re going to hope you’re not on stage at the time.
Singer-songwriter-sharter Ed Sheeran has admitted that he has found himself in this sticky situation before and it was a rather messy affair. TimesLive reports:
”I actually once misjudged a fart on stage, which ended up being a shart.
”It was, like, midway through a performance and I was really lively, and then halfway through I was like, ‘All right I’m just going to stand for the rest of the performance, and hope it’s over soon and then go home and throw these trousers out!”’
Ed also revealed that he farts on stage ”all the time”
You hear that everyone, Ed Sheeran farts and he isn’t afraid to tell the world. As for the rest of us mere mortals we’re still left do the crop duster in the hopes of getting away with it.
[source:timeslive]
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