I just want to give an upfront warning that this week’s Tuesday Tabs ambassador, Natalia Paris is crazy hot – completely off the chain! It’s the kind of hot that makes both men and women want to slit their wrists.

Ok, a little dramatic – no-one’s gonna slit their wrists… but I can almost guarantee you that you will bang your head against your keyboard several times.

Let’s get in there and see what we’re dealing with this week:

  
Natalia Paris – off the chain

Natalia París Gaviria (born August 12 of 1978, Medellín, Antioquia, Colombia) is a Colombian model. She is one of the most recognized models in Colombia, who owns her own brand of personal care products that bear her name.

Hmm, Colombian – now you’re talking my language..

Natalia, whose mother was also a model, graduated San Jose del la Vega School as a publicist. She is one of the more successful Colombian models, in spite of not being a Top Model at any international level. She has succeeded due to her charisma and phenomenal figure. No other model has as many admirers in Colombia as she does. Lately, she has done a lot of work raising money for poor children both in her own country and elsewhere in the world. Presently, she is the exclusive model for Crystal Gold Beer and Besame Lingerie.

Great, so you get the picture?

Good.

Before following the link to the Tuesday Tabs pics, I should warn you, as I always do that the pictures not only reveal a six pack, but also Nats’ actual breasts. That’s right – breasts. You’re allowed to see bombs, and guns and war at your office, but often you aren’t allowed to see a woman’s chest – so be careful

Over to you..

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Yes, I know we’ve all seen her home video and night vision footage and what would be the point of having her on Tuesday Tabs. And yes I know I featured a link to this in the morning spice headlines the other day, but, judging by the odd email I receive, some of you miss the odd Morning Spice headline from time to time!

And so, my friends, I give you a 2oceansvibe original, Paris Hilton!

Love her or hate her, you’ve probably seen her original tape and, let’s face it, we want to see how she is coming along. Has she managed to keep it all together? Has she had any work done?

So many questions! And I think you will be pleasantly surprised!

But, before you click the link to see what the vibe is, I must warn you that following that link will reveal actual pictures of a woman’s breasts. Yes, you heard me – the female form – as God made it. For you to see, IF your boss is cool enough. Or, and more to the point, if you’re in control of your destiny!

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Kelly Brook is VERY much a part of the vibe. Not only was she the co-host with 2oceansvibe Character The UK Showbiz Guy (Johnny Vaughan) on the UK’s most celebrated breakfast TV show, The Big Breakfast, but she also happens to be the ex-girlfriend of Billy Zane – a previous guest of ours on the 2oceansvibe Weather Girls show!

God, small world hey? [dumb look]

I know – God, what a small world! [elated agreement]

And so it goes without saying that we would feature Kelly as she finally appears within the pages of Playboy magazine.

As much as I would like to tell you the exact opposite, Kelly doesn’t bare all. She does get nekkid – but only reveals her breasts. Oh, and her bum – which is just fab! It is very tastefully done and, even so, your boss might not appreciate it. That said, if you follow this link you will be exposed to NSFW vibes.

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25 year-old Australian red-head model, Tiah Eckhardt needs no introduction. Well actually she does. I hadn’t heard of her before I spotted her taking off her clothes in Google. Go on, do a little Google search for her. And chips before you do that – while very fashiony and artsy, the pics do contain actual breasts from time to time. The sin of it all!

This is Tiah – very sexy and tailor-made for the kind of campaigns that she rolls with – like Agent Provocateur and the like. Concepts that I basically invented as a child. Hence her inclusion in this week’s Tuesday Tabs feature.

Tiah Eckhardt – Very err how-you-say…. HOT?

She’s also not shy to talk about sex, as we learnt via StabMag’s website (chips).

Ahem, if I may:

“You could be trained to give a girl what could possibly be the most technically flawless fucking of her life, but if you don’t know what to whisper in my ear when you’re behind or how to look at me when you’re inside, then it doesn’t really matter.”

Well lucky for me I give both technically flawless performances with the additional bonus of sultry whispers and seductive eye contact when inside. So, ja, she’s obviously talking about someone else. Brendan Seery, perhaps?

But enough of this crazy sex talk – let’s get down to the point of this feature. And, as always, I must warn you that following the link below will take you to a wonderland which includes the female body in it’s natural form. And while it will not contain bombs and murder and crime like you see on TV, it will show actual breasts. This is obviously massively illegal and dangerous in the work place and you might get fired for looking at it. And so, my fellow free thinker, I must declare it NSFW.

Follow the link for our latest Tuesday Tabs ambassador – Tiah Eckhardt!

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Do you remember the name Larissa Riquelme? You should do – she was quite possibly the most famous supporter during the 2010 World Cup.

She also happens to be a lingerie model.

Funny that..

Larissa Riquelme – Paraguay’s most passionate supporter

Larissa promised to strip naked if Paraguay won the World Cup and, as you might recall, they didn’t win.

But that doesn’t stop her from being a good sport!

Miss Riquelme has done the right thing and celebrated her body in a recent pictorial which is just perfect for Tuesday Tabs.

Follow the link to check it out!

A friendly warning to those of you who are offended by the human body and/or those of you working for employers who abuse you and treat you like children – the following images are “NSFW.”

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Unlike our Northern cousins, British model Kirsten Varley does not support the Blue Bulls. Rather, she has been spotted doing work for the likes of Jaguar, Motorola and Toni & Guy. She also recently caused a spot of havoc after appearing starkers for S Magazine. We managed to get those pics for you – that’s after we decided to enroll Kirst as a Tuesday Tabs ambassador.

She really is a striking young lady, don’t you think?

Kirsten Varley

Ok, nice – I like what I’m seeing.

So I think we all agree she has the necessary pedigree. Good job, good job..

It is at this point that I must warn you that clicking further will reveal Kirsten in her natural form – the way God made her. Perhaps you work for a company which controls your thoughts and actions? In that case you better not click the link as that will reveal links to Kirsten’s flesh. And you know how dangerous that is! Goodness – you could easily get fired for doing that! Although the same photo in a Vogue magazine would probably be alright lying on your desk. That’s pretty weird, I’m sure you will agree..

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I was chatting to this local chick the other day and the subject of models came up – as one does in Cape Town. She said to me that she didn’t think South African supermodel Candice Swanepoel was that hot. I tell you, I canned myself laughing so hard that I had to go outside. But then I kept walking to my car and left whoever she was with the bill. Silly fool – I mean really - that’s basically blasphemy right there!

Just hold this for me quickly…

Candice Swanepoel – lank siff

Ja it’s weird that Victoria’s Secret would suddenly choose a chick who is “not that hot” – weird – that kind of goes against the whole vibe of being a Victoria’s Secret angel. Imagine if it was common knowledge that one of the angels every year is very kak to look at.

Do you think the word “super” beofre “model” is just there for fun.

Seriously, get real.

Do you think girls just stumble into the role of Tuesday Tabs ambassador? Do you think we just hand this shit around to any pleb model walking past? No, my love, we don’t. This is a science!

So it’s been nearly a year since the last pic of Candice with her top off. And then she featured a few times after that, looking just as hot (here, here, here and here) with her clothes on.

But now she is back on 2oceansvibe as a Tuesday Tabs ambassador and we couldn’t be prouder. Yup, I think you’ll be impressed with the vibe she is going for this time.

A friendly warning to those of you who are offended by the human body and/or those of you working for employers who abuse you and treat you like children – the following images are “NSFW.”

Like your mother..

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We’ve given quite a bit of exposure to Anna Chapman, the hot Russian spy who was recently bounced from the United States in your classic “spy swap.” The draw for us, as well as most media outlets around the world, was the fact that she was pretty damn hot – reminding us of the standards James Bond would set for female spies..

Anna Chapman – the hot Russian Spy

After the initial revelation that there were hot spies in the world, came an onslaught of spicy stories about Anna Chapman, not least of which were inteeligence pertaining to her love of nipple clamps, the mile-high club and sex in general.

Naturally these kind of stories should always come with picture and that, my friends, is why Anna is this week’s Tuesday Tabs ambassador!

Warning: you should not go any further if the human body in its natural form disgusts you or if you work in an environment where you are treated like a child.

Off you go then..

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If the FBI are looking for any new recruits they should please go ahead and drop me a line. You see, what I did was I noted the words “Playboy model” in the articles describing Jennifer Rovero, the chick that Paris Hilton was caught smoking weed with.

I was naturally drawn to the article because getting naked and smoking pot is very much in line with Living The Holiday.

Hilts and Jennifer Rovero, last Friday in P.E.

Back to my skills as a detective..

With that textual clue, I headed into the unknown world of the interweave and did all I could to uncover actual proof of the fact that she had indeed taken it off for Playboy. It sounds like the leads I got from the Mail & Guardian were correct, as I uncovered a treasure trove of evidence!

Firstly, a clearer pic of Jennifer Rovero was required – you know, to see if she is worthy of becoming a Tuesday Tabs Ambassador.

Ja, look, very cute… Definitely worthy of the vibe..

That’s when I dug up her history and, of course, those Playboy pics..

*Warning, those of you working in organisations that treat you like a child, should probably not go any further.

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True Bellucci fans will be yelping and whooping at this stage, wholly convinced that this is indeed one of the world’s greatest beauties. And she is – make no mistake of that, my friend. Please welcome the newest 2oceansvibe Tuesday Tabs Ambassador, Monica Bellucci!

Let’s break it down for the layman out there:

Bellucci was born in Città di Castello, Umbria, Italy,[2][3] the daughter of Maria Gustinelli, a painter, and Luigi Bellucci, who owned a trucking company. Bellucci started modelling at 16, when she was attending the Liceo classico. Initially pursuing a career as a lawyer, Bellucci modeled to pay her tuition at the University of Perugia, but the lifestyle tempted her away from her law studies. She speaks Italian, French, and English fluently, Spanish semi-fluently, and she has had speaking roles in each of these languages as well as in Aramaic for her part as Mary Magdalene in The Passion of the Christ.

She was also in The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions.

[more here]

Four languages and played Mary Magdalene?

Umm, yes please!

But that’s not why we’re here. We’re here to get a little closer to Monica – to really see what makes her tick! I must warn you though, the next page you load up will contain a pair of woman’s breasts!

Ja, I’m serious, bru..

This is obviously not something that a child should see and, because your company treats you like a child, then you shouldn’t be looking at it either. Seriously, it starts with a pair of breasts….. next thing you’ll be making nuclear weapons.

NSFW image after the link..

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I was going to do this as a separate piece, but then I realised that it was Tuesday and the article happened to include a pair of breasts. And you know what I always say, Tuesday Tabs in the hand is worth one in the bush. Something like that.

So anyway, check it out, I was reading the latest Vanity Fair (with Liz Taylor on the cover) on my (cue music) iPad and they featured a wonderful article about Michael Jackson on set during the filming of the greatest music video of all time – Thriller.

Screenshot from Vanity Fair on the iPad

Apart from the fact that he got the director to throw his dad off-set (and then later denied doing so) it turns out that he also had a little touchy feely vibe going with the girl in the video, Ola Ray – the subject of today’s Tuesday Tabs analysis.

Michael was a bit worried about doing the video with Ola, after he found out she had featured in Playboy but, after a while, it didn’t really matter any more. Not that it ever would for a red-blooded male at his age. It turns out Ola was also quite besotted by Michael Jackson which, let’s face it, kind of makes sense as well.

But enough about all of that – let’s find out what made the “girl from the Thriller music video” so special. Mild warning: ever-so-slightly NSFW image after the jump.

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Another Tuesday, another tasteful topless image taken from a respected fashion magazine. And this time it is American model Shannan Click. Let’s see what we can drum about about this little angel:

Shannan Click (born on November 6, 1983) is an American model. She has appeared in a variety of international editions of Vogue and the 2008 and 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.

Yes…you’ve got my attention. Go on..

Shannan Click – how cute?

Click’s first major modeling gig was with GUESS?. Ummm… (naughty). A year later, she began her international runway career, walking for designers like Miu Miu, Prada, Alexander McQueen, and Luella Bartley. She has walked in other seasons for many fashion houses, such as Yves Saint Laurent, Chanel, and Louis Vuitton.

Her most recent campaign work includes Pepe Jeans, Pretty by Elizabeth Arden, GAP, and Tommy Hilfiger. Other campaigns include Levi’s, H&M, Burberry, and Dior Cosmetics.

[more here]

Ok, so she’s ticked all the boxes, so to say.

Or should I say she’s “clicked” all the boxes? Whaaak-whaak!

[clears throat] Sorry.

Ok, so now we’ve given you a bit of background, simply follow the link and we will give you Shannan Click in a whole new light. It’s called the “Tuesday Tabs” light.

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We did feature her before on Tuesday Tabs in the Pirelli Calendar behind-the-scenes shoot (I advise you to check that out here), but that was for a whole bunch of girls.

I prefer Daisy on her ace.

Daisy Lowe – rocking Coachella

Daisy Rebecca Lowe (born 27 January 1989) is an English fashion model who has modelled for editorial photo shoots and commercial advertising campaigns and has worked as a runway model. She is the daughter of Pearl Lowe, the singer/songwriter turned textile and fashion designer, and Gavin Rossdale, the front man for the band Bush.

On the runway, Lowe was selected by Karl Lagerfeld to model for Chanel, and has appeared on catwalks in New York, Milan and London for Topshop and designers such as PPQ, Nanette Lepore, Sue Stemp, Charlotte Ronson, Henry Holland, and Vivienne Westwood. She has modelled for Agent Provocateur lingere for the past three years, and has been used by Burberry, Converse shoes, Dr. Martens, Hooch, Wheels and Doll Baby, Ben Sherman, Frost French, Hari, Karen Millen, Diesel SpA and Whistles, as well as for her mother’s recent collection of lace dresses

In other words, she is rad.

[more here]

The new Tuesday Tabs shot we have of her (follow link below) is taken from the latest UK issue of Esquire magazine.

Off you go then – and remember, your boss might fire you if you look at the following pic, found in a leading men’s fashion magazine..

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Look, we’re not going to walk around with a straight face, pretending that we’ve never had Rosie on Tuesday Tabs before (we have – check out #169, among others). Nor will we be making any apologies for having her on again. Previous reasons for featuring her had to do with the fact that she was/is a Victoria’s Secret model which, as we know, gets you immediate entry in Tuesday Tabs. All you have to do is take your top off.

But this time, we have a different, yet equally valid reason for featuring Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

That angel right there will be taking over from Megan Fox as the new smoking hot face of the Transformers “franchise.”

And she has gone and taken off her top again.

No spice.

Follow the link for more (Be careful, the following page is NSFW and features a supermodel’s nipple – very similar to those found in Vogue magazine – often found on the desks of the very companies that will fire you for following the link…

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Apparently a lot of people know about this angel, Tess Taylor, but I don’t. Or rather I didn’t, before I started doing a spot of research. Shame, it seems she has had her foot in the door for quite some time. And by “foot in the door,” I mean “foot in the cat flap.” Very sweet, visually, but I fear our girl might be on the wrong track.

Hey, Tess!

Taylor was named Playboy’s Cyber Girl of the Week for the week of July 13, 2009, and subsequently Cyber Girl of the Month for November 2009. But wait, it didn’t end there, she was later named Playboy’s Cyber Girl of the Year for 2010. Well done, my babba!

But that’s nothing, I think her big accolade is the fact that brought in for questioning along with sister Alexis for the “Bling Ring” thefts but was released. Alexis was arrested and on May 10, 2010, and was sentenced to 6 months in prison.

To recap, her sister went to jail for robbing (possibly with her?) celebrity homes in Los Angeles in the famous “Bling Ring” robberies. Click here for more of that.

So ja, there you have it, a bit of background to this week’s Tuesday Tabs feature angel – Tess Taylor.

Let’s take a look (be careful – if you work in a place where they treat you like a child).

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Ok, so you know this dame, Charlotte Lewis, who claims to have also been molested by Roman Polanski as a child? Ja, well it looks like she might have been telling fibs. Whether that is true or not does not take away from the fact that she posed for Playboy some time after those events and therefore qualifies for the even more prestigious 2oceansvibe Tuesday Tabs pages.

  
Charlotte Lewis – Are you telling fibs, my girlie?

No, I am not spicing – she honestly did pose for Playboy. You can see her on the cover here or, if you want to get a little bit closer to her, follow the link below for this week’s Tuesday Tabs!

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Ok, let’s get the show on the road here. What are we looking at this week?

Rianne ten Haken (born May 7, 1986 – happy birthday my love) is a Dutch model. She was born in Lelystad, Netherlands, and began modeling after she won the 2001 Elite Model Look competition at the age of 15.

In 2003 Rianne walked her first runways. In New York she debuted at the Marc Jacobs show and got picked up by other big clients after that. I bet she did. In December 2003 she landed her first major cover for Italian Vogue. She worked for magazines such as American, Italian and British Vogue, Numero, W and GQ. Ok, good. Recently, she landed back to back covers and fashion editorials in Vogue Italia for the October and November 2009 issues. Quite mean.

Rianne on the cover of Vogue

Ten Haken was seen in advertising campaigns for companies such as Versace, Armani collezioni, Armani exchange and La Perla. She also featured in cosmetic campaigns for Versace, Chanel, Guerlain and Clarins. As a runway model, Rianne has walked the catwalks for designers such as Calvin Klein, Dior, Chanel, Yves Saint Laurent, Gucci, Prada, Miiu Miiu, Marc Jacobs, Donna Karan, Diane von Furstenberg, Versace, Roberto Cavalli and many more. Rianne is represented by Women Model Management, Elite Model Management and Traffic.

[more here]

Ok, so she’s ticked all the boxes. Nice. Except the Tuesday Tabs box – but that’s all taken care of now!

Needless to say the following picture is from a FASHION magazine (Italian GQ Magazine, October 2009), so you better get your boss’s approval before you click the image below. Funny that, don’t you think? Imagine getting fired for having a GQ on your desk?

Follow the link for this week’s Tuesday Tabs feature..

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Ok, let’s see what we have here:

Maria Izabel Goulart Dourado (born October 23, 1984), better known as Izabel Goulart, is a Brazilian model. She is best known as one of the Victoria’s Secret Angels from 2005 to 2008 and for her work with Armani Exchange.

Ok, nice..

Izabel Goulart – fine..

Goulart was born on October 23, 1984 in São Carlos, São Paulo, Brazil. She is of Italian and French descent and has four brothers and one sister. Goulart once said “the hardest part about being an Angel is I spend time away from my mom’s food and away from my home with my five brothers and sister.” School was a particularly rough time for Goulart, as she was made fun of for her skinny build, and was even called names such as “giraffe”.

Well that’s all changed, of course. She became a Victoria’s Secret model (like our very own Candice Swanepoel here and here) and has now finally reached her zenith, here on 2oceansvibe’s Tuesday Tabs! Well done, my love!

We’ve got a STUNNING topless fashion pic of her after the jump. Beware those of you working in sad out-of-touch companies who ban the likes of Vogue magazine.

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We would like to celebrate Catherine McNeil and Abbey Lee Kershaw, who donated a whole lot of goodness to the Australian issue of Vogue Magazine. So cool of them.

You know the drill from here – depending who you work for, you might want to go ahead and click the image below. Otherwise you will have to wait until you get home, where, hidden from your work colleagues, your secret world of fashion magazine porn comes into it’s own. Vogues and Harper’s Bazaar magazines strewn everywhere!

Click image for hardly NSFW pic

Excellent! That was just excellent!

And quite a surprise as well, don’t you agree?

It’s just so ironic that Freedom Day falls on a Tuesday. I mean, you just can’t get more free than that!

I’ve always had a soft spot for Ashley Dupre – there, I said it – I just want to put it out there. We’ve chatted about her and the scandal (the governor of New York at the time, Eliot Spitzer, was bust hiring call-girls, including Ash) numerous times on 2oceansvibe (here and here).

On February 13, 2008, Dupré travelled by Amtrak from New York’s Pennsylvania Station to Washington, D.C., for an assignation at the Mayflower Hotel with New York Governor Eliot Spitzer. The arrangements had been made by phone between Spitzer and a booker at Emperors Club VIP, and were monitored by federal investigators who had initiated a wiretap after his bank had filed a suspicious activity report regarding money transfers by Spitzer to a front company operated by the escort service. Caught on the FBI’s wiretap was Dupré’s response to the booker’s mention of other escorts’ difficulties with Spitzer. “I don’t think he’s difficult,” said Dupré. “I mean it’s just kind of like, whatever, I’m here for a purpose. I know what my purpose is. I am not a … moron, you know what I mean.” [more]

Aah yes, I remember being quite taken by her when I first caught a glimpse of this particular lady of the night. Make no mistake, Ashley Dupre was, and still is, smoking hot.

Volcanic Ash (click images to enlarge)

So that was then, and this is NOW!

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She’s with Ice Models and I think she might even be from Cape Town. You see I found her on the “net” at Fashionising.com and then, when I wanted to find out more about her, I did the unthinkable – I Googled her! I know – mental!

So anyway, I Google “rebecca hiller model bio” and one of the top results was Ice Models – which I go into. And whaddaya know – it says “Cape Town” on the side of her bio. Hating that!

She maintains our vibe of using only the best of the best models, although she bucks the trend slightly, with a delightful, far smaller than usual, pair.

CLICK image for hardly NSFW pic

Absolutely stunning! What a turnout!

Thanks Becks!

Catch you all next week!

[source : fashionising]

You’d probably think I’m telling porkie pies when I say that this woman, Amy Diamond, is linked to Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Well, she is. No spice.

Let me explain:

Like many modern young women, Amy Diamond’s spent a fair share of time exposing her breasts to the camera—and she’s not ashamed to admit it.

The former glamour model—who you may remember as one of Nuts’s 100 sexiest women of 2009—is currently a contestant on “Over the Rainbow,” a BBC reality show/competition for the lead role in Andrew Lloyd Webber’s “The Wizard of Oz.”

Far from downplaying her topless past, Amy’s actually gone on record saying that she thinks it’s given her the “guts and determination” needed to win it all. Now that’s an attitude we can appreciate!

[more here (NSFW)]

That’s pretty impressive stuff. It’s so nice that Andrew Lloyd Webber can finally get into naked musicals, something that the West End and Broadway have been yearning after, for many years. If she becomes Dorothy, may I apply for the role of Tin Man? Some Q20 on the side would be greatly appreciated..

Let’s see if she strikes a *cough* chord with you, the male and female 2oceansvibers out there. I should warn you that the image is ever-so-slightly NSFW. But if you do get caught, just mention the name Andrew Lloyd Webber, and you should be fine.

Just say you Googled his name and you got to this page.

Click the angel…

She seems really genuine and down to earth – don’t you find?

And to combine that kind of vibe with a good voice? Well, I tell you what, you may well just find yourself in the finals..