I tell you, I’m an absolute wreck with emotion and excitement as we near the three year mark for 2oceansvibe’s prestigious Tuesday Tabs weekly feature. How do I know that, you ask? It’s quite simple, really. Last year I made a mark on the wall in my lounge every Sunday. At the end of the year I counted the marks on the wall. There were 52. From that exercise I was able to deduce that there were 52 weeks in a year.

Then, using a concept I invented called “mathematics,” I worked out that there are 156 weeks in three years. With Tuesday Tabs coming out every Tuesday, this means that the next Tuesday Tabs installment will bring us to the three year milestone! Quite something, hey?

But that’s all for next week.

Right now I want to chat about one of 2oceansvibe’s favourite American Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models, Marisa Miller. To recap:

Marisa Lee Miller (born August 6, 1978) is an American model best known for her appearances in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues, and her work for lingerie retailer Victoria’s Secret. After a stint shooting with photographer Mario Testino for fashion magazines like Vogue, Miller began working for both companies in 2002. As of late 2007, she is a Victoria’s Secret Angel, and graced the cover of the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue to record-setting numbers, accomplishments that have led to her being dubbed the “return of the great American supermodel.”

Nice, ok, we get it. She can skip the queue..

Now let’s look at this refreshing new pose of hers. She calls it “The Mirror.”

Click image for NSFW yet very tasteful image:

CLICK HERE for very tasteful NSFW image

I’m fine with that.

And yes, she has featured before on Tuesday Tabs. I also just realised that. Twice, in fact – here and here. I’m fine with both of those as well.

Oh, did I tell you that I’m featuring in the upcoming Marie Claire Naked Issue? You know, the annual issue where people get their kit off to raise awareness for good causes? Seriously, I’m not making this up – you might remember the famous pic of Christina Aguilera featured in the overseas edition the one year? CLICK HERE for that.

So anyway, ja, I’ll be naked in the upcoming Marie Claire naked issue. Naked.

Can you imagine having me naked…all to yourself?

I know..YUMMY!!!

[thanks kevin]

Well this is a first for the 2oceansvibe Tuesday Tabs department! We’ve brought you Tuesday Tabs every week for nearly three full years and have managed to maintain a certain level of quality and class. Sometimes the readers send in options for us to consider, and sometimes we find it ourselves. And I thought we had seen it all!

Quite recently we received an email from a reader (Dave M – thank you kindly) with a photo of the most beautiful angel we’ve seen for quite some time. There was no information on her and, following further requests, we were informed that the girl in question was a 21-year-old Ukranian angel by the name of Yara. But that’s not all – it turns out she is a dancer from Cape Town’s premier gentleman’s club, Mavericks! And what’s more, she also happens to be MISS Mavericks 2008! Whooah!

The reader had a contact who was apparently involved behind the scenes in the 2008 Miss Mavericks competition and had access to some high quality pics of said angel, Yara. We were very impressed with how classy the pics were and thought you would appreciate her featuring as this week’s Tuesday Tabs installment!

So here it is, ladies and gents, Miss Mavericks 2008, Yara!

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Yara – Miss Mavericks 2008

I’ll be honest – I’m very impressed! But not as impressed as you’ll be when I tell you that I had a peep at the Mavericks Website and can confirm that Yara is still very much a feature at the club!

Nice.

Real nice..

[thanks dave]

I know you don’t know who she is, but the main thing we need to establish here is that Courtney Ford is Superman’s angel. That’s right, the guy that played Superman in the 2006 comic book adventure Superman Returns, Brandon Routh, is her boyfriend. He shows her a good time – exclusively..

Just to fill you in, she has previously appeared in Ugly Betty, Cold Case and How I Met Your Mother. And this latest topless vibe is from a scene she has been shooting for a new episode of the Dexter series. In the show she gives cop Joey Quinn (Desmond Harrington) a treat by straddling him. She then gives him a sexy rub-down in just her blue underwear.

Sorry?

You don’t know what “Dexter” is?

[covers mouth - muffled laughter - pfffft]

Ok, enough now. Let me just say this loud and clear right now – if you haven’t watched Dexter, you are basically punishing yourself. Slowly. You’re slowly hurting yourself. Very naughty. Go to DVD Nouveau and pick up season 1 and see what you think.

But for now, let’s see what we think of this angel’s Tuesday Tabs vibe.

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CLICK HERE for very tasteful, yet NSFW image

I am ABSOLUTELY fine with that!

You know what I always say….what’s good enough for Superman is good enough for me!

And what’s good enough for me is most certainly good enough for YOU!

Which reminds me of a song I penned for Burt Bacharach, which was covered by Dionne Warwick (very flattering) some time ago..

Keep smiling

Keep shining

Knowing you can always count on me.

For sure.

That’s what friends are for.

[thanks ilan]

[source]

It’s only right that we take the best of the best from the various pockets of the world. This week, hailing from Australia, we have Emily Scott who was declared by Ralph Magazine as the Sexiest Woman in Australia.

Fair enough.

Emily Scott
Sexiest Woman in Oz [egotastic]]

I did some snooping around found out a bit about the angel :

Emily Scott (born December 17, 1983 in Canberra, Australia) is an Australian commercial, lingerie and glamour model.

She appeared in the visuals of Robbie Williams’ spring 2006 tour, and in a remake of the notorious “Rock DJ” video clip. She was also the face of Lipton Ice Tea and in 2006, she was in the ITV reality series Love Island.

In February 2007, Scott was announced as “Sexiest Aussie Babe” by FHM Australia after a readers` poll. She has been labelled Australia’s Sexiest Export following her international success. [wiki]

Nice.

Very nice.

I like what I’m reading.

She’s a good gal, but I can see she is a troubled soul. I can fix that for her – although, to be fair she’s not 100% my type.

But she might be yours? Let’s have a gander.

Please image below for very tasteful NSFW image:

CLICK HERE for very tasteful NSFW image

Maybe I got her all wrong – she seems pretty cool.

I just hope she’s got something warm to put on.

Do you want to use this jacket of mine?

Seriously, it’s not a problem…

Champagne?

Seriously, let’s do this thing!

Just looking at this angel’s Google images confirms that she is a bona fide pro.

Wikipedia tells us:

Irina Voronina (Russian: Ирина.оронина, born December 19, 1977 in Dzerzhinsk, Russia) is a Russian model. She was chosen as Playboy’s Playmate of the Month in January, 2001.

She appeared in the 2005 Playmates at Play at the Playboy Mansion swimsuit calendar as calendar girl of May.

She has recently appeared in the films Reno 911!: Miami and Epic Movie.

She is the 2008 St. Pauli Girl Beer spokesmodel, a position held in previous years by other Playboy Playmates.

A beer spokesmodel? I don’t know if the fact that she is a beer ambassador is more alarming than the fact that there is such a thing as a “spokesmodel!”

My God. Would that mean that all the past 2oceansvibe WeatherGirls are, in fact, 2oceansvibe “spokesmodels?”

I’m fine with that.

I’m also QUITE fine with Irina Voronina. And so will you be. Click the pic for very tasteful NSFW pic.

CLICK HERE for NSFW image of Irina Voronina!

Look, she’s definitely capable! We’ll certainly give that the thumbs up. You might have even caught that little secret link I popped in for you as well?

What?

No, nothing.

Gosh, they certainly know how to make them in Mother Russia! Can you imagine what Mavericks would charge for a private dance with that little angel?

Better yet, what would they charge Gavin Rajah?

Most of the men out there will know of the dangerously hot, Sophie Monk. For the rest of the boys and girls out there who dont, let’s have a quick recap.

Sophie Monk
FINE!

Wikipedia:

Sophie Charlene Akland Monk (born 14 December 1979) [hey, so you're Sagittarian? That's wild..] is an English-Australian pop singer, actress and model. She was once a member of female pop group Bardot [awesome] and has since established a solo career with the release of an album, Calendar Girl [rad]. More recently, she turned her hand to acting, appearing in films such as Date Movie and Click.

Never heard of them. Not that it matters at this particular point in time. The big thing is that it’s pretty cool to have her right here with us for this week’s Tuesday Tabs feature! I should mention at this point that these pics weren’t intended to be topless, but were rather the result of a wave or two, as the blonde bombshell frolicked on a private Southern California beach in SoCal.

Why don’t you go ahead and click that pic below for a very tastefully done NSFW image:

CLICK PIC for a very natural NSFW image

I just need a moment to catch my breath..

Goodness gracious me! Can you just imagine the damage Nick Goldblatt would do to that? I tell you, there really is something special about those goose bumps that appear after a swim in the ocean. It’s just all so natural and raw. So much energy. And you know what lying in the sun does to you, ladies? That’s right.. Sexy time..

WHAT an incredible result! Thanks for that, Sophie – and thanks to you out there for joining us. See you next week for another killer Tuesday Tabs feature.

* oh, here’s one more of Sophie at the beach.

[thanks matthew]

Well there is so much talk about this angel, I am quite surprised that I don’t know much about here. Perhaps you are the same? Just in case, I can tell you that (according to Wiki) Padma Parvati Lakshmi, Lady Rushdie (wow) (born September 1, 1970) is an Indian American cookbook author, actress, and former model. She has been the host of the US reality television program Top Chef since season two.

Sick.

Like me, she is an only child and, whilst we do have different bra sizes, I’m sure we share some similar attributes.

Speaking of which, let’s have a squizz.

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CLICK HERE for NSFW pic of Padma

Ok, ja, so there you have it.

What did you think? Fairly powerful, I thought.

Direct, rather.

A wonderful result.

Well done.

To everyone.

To everyone involved, well done.

She’s from Corona, not the beer factory, but the region in California. A former part-time restaurant employee, she also appears in this month’s Playboy magazine on stands now in the United Kingdom of America. I think you’ll like old Kimberly Phillips who is becoming something of a household name after her surprise new career. How was it a surprise, you ask? You’ll never guess!

We’ll tell you after you click pic for NSFW image..

There she is..

22, is the number of years that angel has been on this earth.

Apparently she has an associates degree in Liberal Arts (no shit) and at one time worked at a Montessori school. But one night, Kimberly decided she wanted her life to take a different course. So she and her best friend downed a bottle of wine, took some sexy pics and voila, she is Playboy’s Playmate of the Month of September.

And what a great result!

Catch you next week for more Tuesday Tabular action..

[source]

Good morning.

Ground breaking stuff once again here at 2oceansvibe, as we show our incredible ethnic diversity within the Tuesday Tabs franchise.

Today we bring you an unknown Asian angel with a particularly desirable complexion.

Let’s get involved. Click pic for barely NSFW image.

CLICK HERE for NSFW image

What a fantastic turnout!

[holds hand together, as if praying. Bows (Asian style)]

I’m not sure how you would say it in any one of the Far Eastern dialects, but here, in the West, we refer to that as “stunning!”

Thanks for joining us and, if YOU know the little angel’s name, do let us know!

This young lady has hit the headlines in a big way in The States. Not because she was the 2008 Playboy Playmate of the Year, but because someone by the name of Joe Francis, beat her up. For those of you who don’t know who this piece of trash is, he is the founder of Mantra films, which produces the Girls Gone Wild DVD series.

Check out this latest report from radaronline:

Joe Francis is in hot, hot water. The LA County Sheriffs Department are looking to talk to the Girls Gone Wild entrepreneur following an alleged attack on 2008 Playmate of the year, Jayde Nicole early Friday morning.

“He flipped out,” the eyewitness tells RadarOnline.com.”He was punching her in the face, and then when she fell to the ground he was kicking her with all his force.”

“It was insane. People were screaming and Joe’s friends were trying to pull him off her, but he wouldn’t stop.”

[more here]

Back to Jayde Nicole – before Joe Francis “beat on her.”

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CLICK HERE for NSFW image

I think it is absolutely fair enough that she was made Playmate of the Year. And now she’s even more – she has now officially been featured on 2oceansvibe’s Tuesday Tabs. Respect.

In terms of Joe Francis.. Wow! He sounds like a really cool guy. I wish to add that the club they were at in Hollywood is called Guys & Dolls. That’s where I went with DJ Sox one night early last month, before I returned from L.A. We didn’t beat up any chicks, I might add. We were too busy burning up the dance floor.

I still get the odd flashback of me tearing it up, with adoring female onlookers all around, simply gazing with glee.

It goes without saying that Kanye West’s old lady is an American model and former exotic dancer, born in the early eighties. Amber Rose is the daughter of an Italian-American father and Cape Verdian mother. That will explain her unique complexion and vibe in general.

Let’s see how the rest came out.

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CLICK HERE for NSFW image

I thought that worked out just fine, don’t you?

Ja, look, I think we’re good to go!

Thanks Amber.

In closing, Wikipedia tells us that Rose is known for her distinctive appearance, specifically her buzz cut hairstyle (another stunning example here), which she bleaches blonde. Rose claims that her head is the only area of her body where she does not completely remove hair.

She is open about her bisexuality and says she enjoys relationships with both men and women, although not simultaneously.

Wonderful. I feel far more informed than before I wrote this article.

Another week, another supermodel. Although Paulina Porizkova was famous long before she became a supermodel or a judge on America’s Next Top Model.

Paulina Porizkova – then

It was as a child, in fact, actually.

Check out this vibe:

Born in Czechoslovakia, she was still a toddler when her father and mother left the country, fleeing the Warsaw Pact invasion in 1968 [yes, I remember it clearly], and moved to Lund in southern Sweden. They left Paulina under the care of her grandmother, believing that their daughter could be brought out later. [big mistake]

However, the Czechoslovakian authorities would not allow this [what did I tell ya?], and the ensuing battle for Porízková was widely publicized in the Swedish press, making her a cause célèbre [a celebrity?]. After a failed rescue attempt [blind], in which her mother was detained by the national police, international political pressure led by Olof Palme caused the communist government to allow the family to be reunited after seven years. The reunion was soon ended when the husband left, and the couple filed for divorce. Father and daughter have been estranged since.

Nice. God only knows if it’s true, I found it on this website, so check it out for yourself. But it must be slightly true. There is a saying I made up once which can be applied to this story. I made it up just before a neighbour’s house burnt down a few years back – “Where there’s smoke, there’s fire.” No bad, hey?

Use it, don’t use it (also mine).

Right, back to Paulina. She was one of the greatest supermodels in the world in the 80’s landing up on the covers of everything from Sports Illustrated to Playboy, Vogue, Elle and Glamour. In 1988, she won what was then the highest-paying modeling contract of that era: a six million dollar contract with Estée Lauder cosmetics.

Quite mean – let’s see how she is coming along now, at 44.

[slow clap..]

Click pic for hardly NSFW image.

Paulina joins the Tuesday Tabs crew
CLICK PIC for NSFW image

I am absolutely FINE with that at the age of 44. Ski-jumping at 44 is welcomed and encouraged, here at 2oceansvibe.

Well done, Paulina, we applaud you.

And bugger whatever Tyra Banks has to say about you (here)!

Having returned from my time in Los Angeles, there is one thing that has occured to me – it is definitely still somewhat chilly, here in Cape Town. And, whilst summer is just around the corner, I notice that some people don’t have that kind of time – as if the end was nigh.

Well if there was ever a motivator to hold on tight for summer, it is probably this week’s Tuesday Tabs. It’s got something for everyone. The girls can use it as a goal, as to where they want to (should) be by the time summer comes and, for the guys, it’s just something to look forward to, I guess.

So let’s hear it for the Girls of Summer!!

Click image for hardly NSFW pic.

The Girls of Summer
CLICK HERE to celebrate life in general

So let’s make that our goal for Summer, shall we? Let’s look in the mirror and ask the question, “do I want that muffin top?”

No you don’t.

Come on, girls – you know you can do it!

But please dear God don’t starve yourselves!! Skinny-malinks is not cool, girls – remember that.

[thanks brendon]

Her name kind of rings a bell, doesn’t it? Yeah, that’s George Clooney’s bird, Elisabetta Canalis. Say that surname again, but say it like a mafia boss would. Cool hey? Ja, the Cloondog thinks so as well.

So my Italiano connections tell me she is a skank of the highest degree. Whatever – does it matter?

Well, let’s just wait and see..

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CLICK HERE FOR NSFW IMAGE

Call her what you want – you can’t exactly BLAME George!

I thought that went very well – thanks for joining.

We’ve featured Victoria’s Secret lingerie model, Miranda Kerr, a number of times on 2oceansvibe (here), but never without a bikini top on. Which is why today is so special. It seems some extra shots from a recent shoot have made it onto the Euronet.

Let’s give a warm welcome to Miranda Kerr on her debut Tuesday Tabs feature!!

[raptures of applause]

Click image for NSFW version.

CLICK HERE for NSFW image

What an absolute treat!

And to top it off she goes and wears a gorgeous little pink pantay!

There’s a saying I made up which I would like to use in this instance. It goes, “one good turn deserves another.”

That is why I am also supplying you with this bonus picture of Miranda.

Oh, and this one.

20 year old High School Musical star, Vanessa Hudgens, is this week’s Tuesday Tabs angel. She is/was dating our boy Zac Efron who, if you remember correctly had his hair cut quite recently (here).

I know – it’s ALL happening!!!!

So back to Vanessa Hudgens – as usual we must warn you that we do not condone nudity on our front page and the viewing of any topless image is at your own discretion.

And so, without wasting another breath, I give you this week’s Tuesday Tabs.

Click below image for NSFW version.

Vanessa Hudgens
CLICK HERE for NSFW image

Well I hope you enjoyed that.

Very candid, I thought.

Very much “at home” as it were.

The image you saw comes from another (even more NSFW) image which shows a lot more. But we can’t show you that, as this is Tuesday Tabs, not Tuesday EVERYTHING!

If you wanted that, then I’m sorry, you’re going to have to click here.

This was her statement following that photo going all over the internet:

“I want to apologize to my fans, whose support and trust means the world to me. I am embarrassed over this situation and regret having ever taken these photos. I am thankful for the support of my family and friends.”

Disney also said sorry:

“Vanessa has apologized for what was obviously a lapse in judgment. We hope she’s learned a valuable lesson.”

Sweet.

Hopefully you caught the mass-hysteria that was the comments section under out Tuesday Tabs feature two weeks ago (here). It seems the “unknown angel” in question was known to some of the 2oceansvibers out there who recognised her after she spent a summer in Cape Town a few years back.

So anyway, here is the second in our “Unknown Angels” series of Tuesday Tabs (yes, we literally do make this up as we go along).

She seems really cool.

For the prudes out there, you should note that there is nothing revealed below whatsoever and you should feel free to scroll down. Unless, of course, YOU make that decision to click the image and release the visual feast into your mind.

But that’s entirely up to you.

Click the pic below to reveal a NSFW (Not Suitable For Work) image.

CLICK HERE for the Unknown Angel

Now, young lady, I don’t know WHO you are and I don’t know WHERE you come from. But what I CAN tell you is that, from the outset, you seem an absolute pleasure to have around.

I was thinking of maybe buying you some dolls and teddys and all kinds of toys – but you can only play with them when you’re at my house. They are YOUR toys, but they have to stay at my place. So when you want to play with them, you have to come visit.

Like my gran used to do.

Pretty sneaky, don’t you think?

She also lied to me and told me that she once swam to Robben Island and back. I found out when I was 10 that she couldn’t swim. At all.