Look, she’s blonde, Polish and Maxim named her the sexiest swimsuit model of the year – it’s inevitable that she will appear on 2oceansvibe as a Tuesday Tabs feature. It’s Joanna Krupa and she’s an absolute TREAT on the eyes!

Two things are interesting to note, the first being the fact that her second name is Ann. That’s after her first name, which is Joanna. So it’s Joanna Ann. I just thought that was a bit of an overkill which I wanted to mention.

[clears throat]

The second interesting fact is that her sister is also smoking hot. Serious? Ja, serial.

Click here and you can see them together (Joanna is the one on the left, if that makes a difference). I prefer not to look at pics like that. One at a time for me, thangyaverymuch.

Which brings us seamlessly to this week’s Tuesday Tabs feature. It’s fresh footage of Joanna Krupa from the latest US Playboy Magazine. I want you to embrace it. If you are using a laptop, I want you to hold it close to your body.

Click pic for NSFW (yet terribly tasteful) image:

CLICK HERE for hardly NSFW image

Well, as I said in the lyrics of one of the hottest selling singles I ever wrote, “WHOOMP, there it is!!”

Pretty cool, right?

I thought you’d like that.

And if you liked that, you’ll definitely enjoy this.

And this.

Can you believe it?! Three years worth of Tuesday Tabs and we’re still going strong! So much has happened since 2006. Goodness! Some of you have got married. Some of you got divorced. Some of you had kids. And some of you were born. On that note, a big welcome to our youngest readers who have probably learnt how to surf the net before talking or walking. Well done on finding 2oceansvibe – what a great start to your internet career!

To put it into perspective, let me take you down memory lane. Tuesday Tabs started the same month that Cape Town’s much loved Madame Zingara burnt down! Do you remember that? Very sad indeed.

It was also the same month that the Daily Voice felt it necessary to litter our street lamps with headline boards declaring “Blow Jobs Cause Cancer.”

Not ideal..

Desmond Tutu was dating Alyssa Milano and the song of the summer “No Matter” by Will & G had just launched. Aaah, yes…good times.

So who do we have to bring in this awesome milestone, you ask? I’ll tell you – it’s none other than Essex glamour girl, Vikki Blows. She certainly won’t be meeting mum, but I think at arm’s length she will be absolutely FINE!

Click link under image to remove eyesores and reveal a NSFW, yet very tasteful, pic!

CLICK HERE for hardly NSFW image

She seems quite sweet there – but you KNOW what will happen when you take her home. Pop one glass of wine down that throat and you’re in big trouble. Look, it will be fun – but you’ll be in trouble in the morning.

And jail, more than likely.

She’ll be SHRIEKING about some guy that owes her money and telling you not to worry about your car – she is positive that “Benny” will bring it back.

You’ll have her name tattooed across your chest and you will be wearing a pair of shows that you don’t recognise.

You wallet will be gone – obviously..

I tell you, I’m an absolute wreck with emotion and excitement as we near the three year mark for 2oceansvibe’s prestigious Tuesday Tabs weekly feature. How do I know that, you ask? It’s quite simple, really. Last year I made a mark on the wall in my lounge every Sunday. At the end of the year I counted the marks on the wall. There were 52. From that exercise I was able to deduce that there were 52 weeks in a year.

Then, using a concept I invented called “mathematics,” I worked out that there are 156 weeks in three years. With Tuesday Tabs coming out every Tuesday, this means that the next Tuesday Tabs installment will bring us to the three year milestone! Quite something, hey?

But that’s all for next week.

Right now I want to chat about one of 2oceansvibe’s favourite American Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models, Marisa Miller. To recap:

Marisa Lee Miller (born August 6, 1978) is an American model best known for her appearances in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues, and her work for lingerie retailer Victoria’s Secret. After a stint shooting with photographer Mario Testino for fashion magazines like Vogue, Miller began working for both companies in 2002. As of late 2007, she is a Victoria’s Secret Angel, and graced the cover of the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue to record-setting numbers, accomplishments that have led to her being dubbed the “return of the great American supermodel.”

Nice, ok, we get it. She can skip the queue..

Now let’s look at this refreshing new pose of hers. She calls it “The Mirror.”

Click image for NSFW yet very tasteful image:

CLICK HERE for very tasteful NSFW image

I’m fine with that.

And yes, she has featured before on Tuesday Tabs. I also just realised that. Twice, in fact – here and here. I’m fine with both of those as well.

Oh, did I tell you that I’m featuring in the upcoming Marie Claire Naked Issue? You know, the annual issue where people get their kit off to raise awareness for good causes? Seriously, I’m not making this up – you might remember the famous pic of Christina Aguilera featured in the overseas edition the one year? CLICK HERE for that.

So anyway, ja, I’ll be naked in the upcoming Marie Claire naked issue. Naked.

Can you imagine having me naked…all to yourself?

I know..YUMMY!!!

[thanks kevin]

Well this is a first for the 2oceansvibe Tuesday Tabs department! We’ve brought you Tuesday Tabs every week for nearly three full years and have managed to maintain a certain level of quality and class. Sometimes the readers send in options for us to consider, and sometimes we find it ourselves. And I thought we had seen it all!

Quite recently we received an email from a reader (Dave M – thank you kindly) with a photo of the most beautiful angel we’ve seen for quite some time. There was no information on her and, following further requests, we were informed that the girl in question was a 21-year-old Ukranian angel by the name of Yara. But that’s not all – it turns out she is a dancer from Cape Town’s premier gentleman’s club, Mavericks! And what’s more, she also happens to be MISS Mavericks 2008! Whooah!

The reader had a contact who was apparently involved behind the scenes in the 2008 Miss Mavericks competition and had access to some high quality pics of said angel, Yara. We were very impressed with how classy the pics were and thought you would appreciate her featuring as this week’s Tuesday Tabs installment!

So here it is, ladies and gents, Miss Mavericks 2008, Yara!

Click image for tasteful yet NSFW image of
Yara – Miss Mavericks 2008

I’ll be honest – I’m very impressed! But not as impressed as you’ll be when I tell you that I had a peep at the Mavericks Website and can confirm that Yara is still very much a feature at the club!

Nice.

Real nice..

[thanks dave]

I know you don’t know who she is, but the main thing we need to establish here is that Courtney Ford is Superman’s angel. That’s right, the guy that played Superman in the 2006 comic book adventure Superman Returns, Brandon Routh, is her boyfriend. He shows her a good time – exclusively..

Just to fill you in, she has previously appeared in Ugly Betty, Cold Case and How I Met Your Mother. And this latest topless vibe is from a scene she has been shooting for a new episode of the Dexter series. In the show she gives cop Joey Quinn (Desmond Harrington) a treat by straddling him. She then gives him a sexy rub-down in just her blue underwear.

Sorry?

You don’t know what “Dexter” is?

[covers mouth - muffled laughter - pfffft]

Ok, enough now. Let me just say this loud and clear right now – if you haven’t watched Dexter, you are basically punishing yourself. Slowly. You’re slowly hurting yourself. Very naughty. Go to DVD Nouveau and pick up season 1 and see what you think.

But for now, let’s see what we think of this angel’s Tuesday Tabs vibe.

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CLICK HERE for very tasteful, yet NSFW image

I am ABSOLUTELY fine with that!

You know what I always say….what’s good enough for Superman is good enough for me!

And what’s good enough for me is most certainly good enough for YOU!

Which reminds me of a song I penned for Burt Bacharach, which was covered by Dionne Warwick (very flattering) some time ago..

Keep smiling

Keep shining

Knowing you can always count on me.

For sure.

That’s what friends are for.

[thanks ilan]

[source]

It’s only right that we take the best of the best from the various pockets of the world. This week, hailing from Australia, we have Emily Scott who was declared by Ralph Magazine as the Sexiest Woman in Australia.

Fair enough.

Emily Scott
Sexiest Woman in Oz [egotastic]]

I did some snooping around found out a bit about the angel :

Emily Scott (born December 17, 1983 in Canberra, Australia) is an Australian commercial, lingerie and glamour model.

She appeared in the visuals of Robbie Williams’ spring 2006 tour, and in a remake of the notorious “Rock DJ” video clip. She was also the face of Lipton Ice Tea and in 2006, she was in the ITV reality series Love Island.

In February 2007, Scott was announced as “Sexiest Aussie Babe” by FHM Australia after a readers` poll. She has been labelled Australia’s Sexiest Export following her international success. [wiki]

Nice.

Very nice.

I like what I’m reading.

She’s a good gal, but I can see she is a troubled soul. I can fix that for her – although, to be fair she’s not 100% my type.

But she might be yours? Let’s have a gander.

Please image below for very tasteful NSFW image:

CLICK HERE for very tasteful NSFW image

Maybe I got her all wrong – she seems pretty cool.

I just hope she’s got something warm to put on.

Do you want to use this jacket of mine?

Seriously, it’s not a problem…

Champagne?

Seriously, let’s do this thing!

Just looking at this angel’s Google images confirms that she is a bona fide pro.

Wikipedia tells us:

Irina Voronina (Russian: Ирина.оронина, born December 19, 1977 in Dzerzhinsk, Russia) is a Russian model. She was chosen as Playboy’s Playmate of the Month in January, 2001.

She appeared in the 2005 Playmates at Play at the Playboy Mansion swimsuit calendar as calendar girl of May.

She has recently appeared in the films Reno 911!: Miami and Epic Movie.

She is the 2008 St. Pauli Girl Beer spokesmodel, a position held in previous years by other Playboy Playmates.

A beer spokesmodel? I don’t know if the fact that she is a beer ambassador is more alarming than the fact that there is such a thing as a “spokesmodel!”

My God. Would that mean that all the past 2oceansvibe WeatherGirls are, in fact, 2oceansvibe “spokesmodels?”

I’m fine with that.

I’m also QUITE fine with Irina Voronina. And so will you be. Click the pic for very tasteful NSFW pic.

CLICK HERE for NSFW image of Irina Voronina!

Look, she’s definitely capable! We’ll certainly give that the thumbs up. You might have even caught that little secret link I popped in for you as well?

What?

No, nothing.

Gosh, they certainly know how to make them in Mother Russia! Can you imagine what Mavericks would charge for a private dance with that little angel?

Better yet, what would they charge Gavin Rajah?

Most of the men out there will know of the dangerously hot, Sophie Monk. For the rest of the boys and girls out there who dont, let’s have a quick recap.

Sophie Monk
FINE!

Wikipedia:

Sophie Charlene Akland Monk (born 14 December 1979) [hey, so you're Sagittarian? That's wild..] is an English-Australian pop singer, actress and model. She was once a member of female pop group Bardot [awesome] and has since established a solo career with the release of an album, Calendar Girl [rad]. More recently, she turned her hand to acting, appearing in films such as Date Movie and Click.

Never heard of them. Not that it matters at this particular point in time. The big thing is that it’s pretty cool to have her right here with us for this week’s Tuesday Tabs feature! I should mention at this point that these pics weren’t intended to be topless, but were rather the result of a wave or two, as the blonde bombshell frolicked on a private Southern California beach in SoCal.

Why don’t you go ahead and click that pic below for a very tastefully done NSFW image:

CLICK PIC for a very natural NSFW image

I just need a moment to catch my breath..

Goodness gracious me! Can you just imagine the damage Nick Goldblatt would do to that? I tell you, there really is something special about those goose bumps that appear after a swim in the ocean. It’s just all so natural and raw. So much energy. And you know what lying in the sun does to you, ladies? That’s right.. Sexy time..

WHAT an incredible result! Thanks for that, Sophie – and thanks to you out there for joining us. See you next week for another killer Tuesday Tabs feature.

* oh, here’s one more of Sophie at the beach.

[thanks matthew]

Well there is so much talk about this angel, I am quite surprised that I don’t know much about here. Perhaps you are the same? Just in case, I can tell you that (according to Wiki) Padma Parvati Lakshmi, Lady Rushdie (wow) (born September 1, 1970) is an Indian American cookbook author, actress, and former model. She has been the host of the US reality television program Top Chef since season two.

Sick.

Like me, she is an only child and, whilst we do have different bra sizes, I’m sure we share some similar attributes.

Speaking of which, let’s have a squizz.

Click image below for NSFW pic:

CLICK HERE for NSFW pic of Padma

Ok, ja, so there you have it.

What did you think? Fairly powerful, I thought.

Direct, rather.

A wonderful result.

Well done.

To everyone.

To everyone involved, well done.

She’s from Corona, not the beer factory, but the region in California. A former part-time restaurant employee, she also appears in this month’s Playboy magazine on stands now in the United Kingdom of America. I think you’ll like old Kimberly Phillips who is becoming something of a household name after her surprise new career. How was it a surprise, you ask? You’ll never guess!

We’ll tell you after you click pic for NSFW image..

There she is..

22, is the number of years that angel has been on this earth.

Apparently she has an associates degree in Liberal Arts (no shit) and at one time worked at a Montessori school. But one night, Kimberly decided she wanted her life to take a different course. So she and her best friend downed a bottle of wine, took some sexy pics and voila, she is Playboy’s Playmate of the Month of September.

And what a great result!

Catch you next week for more Tuesday Tabular action..

[source]

Good morning.

Ground breaking stuff once again here at 2oceansvibe, as we show our incredible ethnic diversity within the Tuesday Tabs franchise.

Today we bring you an unknown Asian angel with a particularly desirable complexion.

Let’s get involved. Click pic for barely NSFW image.

CLICK HERE for NSFW image

What a fantastic turnout!

[holds hand together, as if praying. Bows (Asian style)]

I’m not sure how you would say it in any one of the Far Eastern dialects, but here, in the West, we refer to that as “stunning!”

Thanks for joining us and, if YOU know the little angel’s name, do let us know!

This young lady has hit the headlines in a big way in The States. Not because she was the 2008 Playboy Playmate of the Year, but because someone by the name of Joe Francis, beat her up. For those of you who don’t know who this piece of trash is, he is the founder of Mantra films, which produces the Girls Gone Wild DVD series.

Check out this latest report from radaronline:

Joe Francis is in hot, hot water. The LA County Sheriffs Department are looking to talk to the Girls Gone Wild entrepreneur following an alleged attack on 2008 Playmate of the year, Jayde Nicole early Friday morning.

“He flipped out,” the eyewitness tells RadarOnline.com.”He was punching her in the face, and then when she fell to the ground he was kicking her with all his force.”

“It was insane. People were screaming and Joe’s friends were trying to pull him off her, but he wouldn’t stop.”

[more here]

Back to Jayde Nicole – before Joe Francis “beat on her.”

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CLICK HERE for NSFW image

I think it is absolutely fair enough that she was made Playmate of the Year. And now she’s even more – she has now officially been featured on 2oceansvibe’s Tuesday Tabs. Respect.

In terms of Joe Francis.. Wow! He sounds like a really cool guy. I wish to add that the club they were at in Hollywood is called Guys & Dolls. That’s where I went with DJ Sox one night early last month, before I returned from L.A. We didn’t beat up any chicks, I might add. We were too busy burning up the dance floor.

I still get the odd flashback of me tearing it up, with adoring female onlookers all around, simply gazing with glee.

It goes without saying that Kanye West’s old lady is an American model and former exotic dancer, born in the early eighties. Amber Rose is the daughter of an Italian-American father and Cape Verdian mother. That will explain her unique complexion and vibe in general.

Let’s see how the rest came out.

Click pic for (barely) NSFW image.

CLICK HERE for NSFW image

I thought that worked out just fine, don’t you?

Ja, look, I think we’re good to go!

Thanks Amber.

In closing, Wikipedia tells us that Rose is known for her distinctive appearance, specifically her buzz cut hairstyle (another stunning example here), which she bleaches blonde. Rose claims that her head is the only area of her body where she does not completely remove hair.

She is open about her bisexuality and says she enjoys relationships with both men and women, although not simultaneously.

Wonderful. I feel far more informed than before I wrote this article.

Another week, another supermodel. Although Paulina Porizkova was famous long before she became a supermodel or a judge on America’s Next Top Model.

Paulina Porizkova – then

It was as a child, in fact, actually.

Check out this vibe:

Born in Czechoslovakia, she was still a toddler when her father and mother left the country, fleeing the Warsaw Pact invasion in 1968 [yes, I remember it clearly], and moved to Lund in southern Sweden. They left Paulina under the care of her grandmother, believing that their daughter could be brought out later. [big mistake]

However, the Czechoslovakian authorities would not allow this [what did I tell ya?], and the ensuing battle for Porízková was widely publicized in the Swedish press, making her a cause célèbre [a celebrity?]. After a failed rescue attempt [blind], in which her mother was detained by the national police, international political pressure led by Olof Palme caused the communist government to allow the family to be reunited after seven years. The reunion was soon ended when the husband left, and the couple filed for divorce. Father and daughter have been estranged since.

Nice. God only knows if it’s true, I found it on this website, so check it out for yourself. But it must be slightly true. There is a saying I made up once which can be applied to this story. I made it up just before a neighbour’s house burnt down a few years back – “Where there’s smoke, there’s fire.” No bad, hey?

Use it, don’t use it (also mine).

Right, back to Paulina. She was one of the greatest supermodels in the world in the 80’s landing up on the covers of everything from Sports Illustrated to Playboy, Vogue, Elle and Glamour. In 1988, she won what was then the highest-paying modeling contract of that era: a six million dollar contract with Estée Lauder cosmetics.

Quite mean – let’s see how she is coming along now, at 44.

[slow clap..]

Click pic for hardly NSFW image.

Paulina joins the Tuesday Tabs crew
CLICK PIC for NSFW image

I am absolutely FINE with that at the age of 44. Ski-jumping at 44 is welcomed and encouraged, here at 2oceansvibe.

Well done, Paulina, we applaud you.

And bugger whatever Tyra Banks has to say about you (here)!

Having returned from my time in Los Angeles, there is one thing that has occured to me – it is definitely still somewhat chilly, here in Cape Town. And, whilst summer is just around the corner, I notice that some people don’t have that kind of time – as if the end was nigh.

Well if there was ever a motivator to hold on tight for summer, it is probably this week’s Tuesday Tabs. It’s got something for everyone. The girls can use it as a goal, as to where they want to (should) be by the time summer comes and, for the guys, it’s just something to look forward to, I guess.

So let’s hear it for the Girls of Summer!!

Click image for hardly NSFW pic.

The Girls of Summer
CLICK HERE to celebrate life in general

So let’s make that our goal for Summer, shall we? Let’s look in the mirror and ask the question, “do I want that muffin top?”

No you don’t.

Come on, girls – you know you can do it!

But please dear God don’t starve yourselves!! Skinny-malinks is not cool, girls – remember that.

[thanks brendon]

Her name kind of rings a bell, doesn’t it? Yeah, that’s George Clooney’s bird, Elisabetta Canalis. Say that surname again, but say it like a mafia boss would. Cool hey? Ja, the Cloondog thinks so as well.

So my Italiano connections tell me she is a skank of the highest degree. Whatever – does it matter?

Well, let’s just wait and see..

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CLICK HERE FOR NSFW IMAGE

Call her what you want – you can’t exactly BLAME George!

I thought that went very well – thanks for joining.

We’ve featured Victoria’s Secret lingerie model, Miranda Kerr, a number of times on 2oceansvibe (here), but never without a bikini top on. Which is why today is so special. It seems some extra shots from a recent shoot have made it onto the Euronet.

Let’s give a warm welcome to Miranda Kerr on her debut Tuesday Tabs feature!!

[raptures of applause]

Click image for NSFW version.

CLICK HERE for NSFW image

What an absolute treat!

And to top it off she goes and wears a gorgeous little pink pantay!

There’s a saying I made up which I would like to use in this instance. It goes, “one good turn deserves another.”

That is why I am also supplying you with this bonus picture of Miranda.

Oh, and this one.