Ok, so here we go. It’s the offer of a lifetime. All expenses paid entry to La Med to watch Goldfish play THIS Sunday night! I know, it’s pretty crazy.
Go ahead, pinch yourself!
It SAYS 8 February, but it MEANS 15 February!
(photo obviously taken by The Photographer)
Now, what you have to do to win a pair of tickets is a variation of a winning formula. It goes like this:
RULES TO WIN GOLDFISH TICKETS
Send in a pic with the words “These puppies should do the trick” written on your or a friend’s cleavage.
Top 5 pics win a pair of tickets each.
The phrase MUST be written using a black marker.
Fully exposed breasts will get two pairs of tickets.
As they should.
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