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  • THE MODERN DAY BARBIE

    23 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham in For The Laydezz, Quality Humour

    The world has changed. Our lives have changed. Children, and in particular young girls, can no longer be lied to. No longer can they be subjected to the lies and fantasies of the original Barbie doll. Modern day women in general aren’t seen in pink Corvettes and on vacation anymore.

    Things have changed, and the young girls of today need to be told the truth. They need something realistic to dream about.

    I give you, Barbie II .

     

    barbie-2
    BARBIE II
    Laptop and chocolate sold separately

    Whaah! Did you enjoy that?

    Obviously it’s not true and I have no idea where I found that pic. But I thought you’d enjoy it nonetheless.

    And no, my baby – I don’t think you’re fat!

    Baby!!

    But I was only joking!

    Come here, my babba.

    [pulls a sad face, like a spoilt child]

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