For The Laydezz
ATTENTION GIRLS: This Is What Happens To Your Body When You Wear Spanx
22 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
‘Shapewear’. A recent phenomenon. It somehow dupes women into thinking that squeezing your perfectly normal body into a spandex suit the size of a matchbox is “generally a good thing”.
Monster Porn Is A Thing Now
15 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Yes, truly. Innocent, if poorly written, Mills & Boon novels have given way to classics like ‘Cum For Bigfoot’. It seems ’50 Shades of Grey’ has woken the Kraken of human sexuality, and now the ferociously horny are looking for something a little more…exotic.
This Epic Breakup Letter Has Just Gone Viral
29 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 5 Comments
“I’m committed to a friendship” said her ex when he, very abruptly, called the whole thing off. Six weeks (and a few tubs of ice cream) later, and the newly single woman discovered that her bastard of an ex had been having an affair with his most recent ex on and off the whole time. After her initial confrontation with the guy, she wrote him a killer break up letter that the internet just can’t get enough of
So This Is The Guy That Will Star In 50 Shades Of Grey
25 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
After Charlie Hunnam backed out of the role to play kinky billionaire Christian Grey in the screen production of “Fifty Shades of Grey” two weeks ago, producers launched a search for a replacement. Fortunately for the producers, and for all the middle-aged women who so love the books, they managed to find a super sub in time for production to start in November.
Check Out The Winner Of Brazil’s Transgender Beauty Pageant
25 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Brazil is challenging hetero-normative stereotypes and pushing boundaries with their daring new “Miss T” contest. The competition invites transgender and transvestite contestants from all over Brazil to compete in a beauty contest. The prize? The right to a sex change operation in a Bangkok hospital.
Women Are Spending A Fortune On This Online Game
17 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Much like Genghis Khan did in the in the early 1100’s, the Candy Crush Saga game is taking over the world, one woman at a time. The game is a variation of the “match-three” game format, similar to Bejeweled, where players attempt to make connections between three candies of the same colour. Sound boring? Some women might disagree – they’re spending £400,000 a day on this game.
This App Will Measure Your Bra Size
16 Aug 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Apparently, most of you girls out there are wearing the wrong bra-size. Whether its the wrong cup-size, or lack of material around the back, its happening. The okes at ThirdLove aren’t standing for this, so, with a R56 million budget, they have developed an app that can measure your exact bra size from a couple of photos taken of you in a tank top.
New Study Confirms That Hollywood Is Still Pretty Much Sexist
23 Nov 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
This shouldn’t be surprising to anybody, but it’s probably good to be reminded. A study by USC’s Annenberg School for Communication & Journalism that surveyed the top 100-grossing movies of 2009, and found that only 32,8% of the 4 342 speaking characters were female. Let us remember that 2009 was the year that Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen came out.
Introducing G-Male: The Perfect Boyfriend [VIDEO]
01 Sep 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Just yesterday 2oceansVibe explained to you the new online dating agency that allows users to attempt to match themselves up with someone who has decidedly similar facial features. Now, “Google” has come up with G-Male, the perfect boyfriend, and he knows everything about you and just how to make you feel really special.
High Levels Of Chocolate Consumption May Reduce Risk Of Developing Heart Disease
30 Aug 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
And in good news: researchers at the University of Cambridge re-examined the results of seven existing studies and concluded that high levels of chocolate consumption might be associated with a reduction in the risk of developing heart disease. The research was presented at Europe’s biggest medical meeting in Paris yesterday.
Playboy South Africa Wants You
19 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Our very own version of Playboy is hunting for its first playmate. If you didn’t catch the interview with the local editor, Peter Piegl, on 2oceansvibe Radio at the end of last year, Playboy South Africa is launching in April. So laydezz do the right thing and send in your photo, it’s the patriotic thing to do. Details after the jump.
The Handsome Men’s Club
03 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
I want to say that this is one for the laydezz but I must be honest, most guys’ will want to watch this too. Just imagine Jimmy Kimmel, Josh Hartnett, Lenny Kravits, Ben Affleck, Matthew McConaughey, McDreamy and a few other surprises all in one video. [VIDEO]
THE BEATING CHAMBER – NOW IN MALLS
15 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
In the gulag that Seth has us working in, we have a beating chamber. It’s the one small mercy of my life at 2oceansvibe. When I’m relieved of my duties as a human coffee table (after meetings), I go back to the beating chamber, where I get to break microwaves, furniture and sunglasses from rival […]
SHIA LABEOUF – FOR THE LAYDEZZ
14 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
It’s taken me a long time to be able to say his name with a straight face. I mean, COME ONE, you pronounce it like this : “SHEEYA LA-BOOF!” That is completely off the charts! I mean, honestly, it’s verging on the levels of “Clydewhite.” Anyway, whatever his name is, this one is FOR THE […]
ZAC EFRON HAS HAD A HAIRCUT
08 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 12 Comments
I don’t know. This guy seems to be everywhere. I don’t know what this whole “High School Musical” vibe is, but it’s doing my head in. I went into the Disney store on the Champs-Élysées, hoping to find some sexy figurine to go with my Betty Boop doll (here). To no avail – the store […]
AMOR VITTONE DISCUSSES JOOST SEX TAPE IN MARIE CLAIRE INTERVIEW
23 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 26 Comments
Wow, it’s all happening! For those of you who have just tuned in, ex security guard and Springbok rugby captain, Joost van der Westhuizen, was recently involved with a stripper in a hidden sex tape cocaine scandal. Or, should I say, “skandaal!” You can check out our past coverage on that here, but today we’re […]
THE FIAT 500 BARBIE
02 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
EVERYONE knows it’s Barbie’s 50th anniversary this year, and what better way to celebrate than to launch a limited edition blinged out Barbie version of the Fiat 500! Look, we know that it’s next to impossible for Barbie to still be in the same good nick after 50 years, and we DID recently feature a […]
JOHN LEGEND – FOR THE LAYDEZZ
05 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Everybody knows how much you love John Legend. Even if you’re a racist white female South African, you KNOW deep down inside that you want a piece of him. You’d take the legend . And that’s fine. He’s a good looking fella. Legend and Pooch Can you imagine him holding your body against […]
WOMEN’S BEAUTY PRODUCTS PUSHING IT A BIT
04 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
With the 20-60yrs of age female readership of this website, I do hope the angels out there, young and old, realise how naturally beautiful they are. There is a particularly dangerous mental and financial trap that woman can fall into when it comes to beauty products and, if this how you girls are imagining/seeing yourselves […]
SOME BACON FOR THE LAYDEZZ!!!
30 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Mish Kebab sent this through to me and I wasn’t quite sure how to take it. She says she didn’t have any bacon at home and that droewors works just as well. This post is, essentially, for the laydezz! [Although I should mention that I got this (and wrote this) before the swine flu virus […]
THE MODERN DAY BARBIE
23 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
The world has changed. Our lives have changed. Children, and in particular young girls, can no longer be lied to. No longer can they be subjected to the lies and fantasies of the original Barbie doll. Modern day women in general aren’t seen in pink Corvettes and on vacation anymore. Things have changed, and the […]
A KEANU REEVES MOMENT
23 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This is how Keanu rolls.. Like, whoaah dude! Nice one, Neo.
28 YEAR OLD CAPETONIAN BLOGS ABOUT HER DIVORCE
21 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 10 Comments
Ok, it’s not just about her divorce, but she is going through one. I’m told on good authority that she is a 28 year old “smoking hot” white Capetonian, working in the city bowl who swears and takes sleeping pills. Right up your alley, perhaps? The website is called This Is The Life (TITL) and […]
MARILYN MONROE WAS A SIZE 8
15 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Much has been said over the years about Marilyn Monroe’s curves and voluptuous figure, with some suggesting that she was up to a 16 in size. Well thank GOD! these rumours can finally be put to rest, following a Timesonline Women feature, in which the journalist documents trying on a whole range of Marilyn’s clothes. […]
PINK MEN’S UNDERWEAR SALES UP DURING RECESSION
09 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
I can’t really comment as I have a NUMBER of pink garments, including socks and underwear. Everyone knows only real men can wear pink, although it is certainly not the norm. But now it looks like the recession has caused some kind of lipstick related trend showing a rise in sales of pink men’s underwear, […]
HOBIE CUT
01 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
This one is very much for the LAYDEZZ!!! It’s Jeremy Jackson AKA Hobie from Baywatch. Wow! Look at us, all grown up! Splashnews reckons: Yes, that really is Jeremy Jackson aka “Hobie” from Baywatch running on the beach in Hawaii. You spent years watching him as David Hasslehoff’s son on the hit […]
THIS ONE IS FOR THE LAYDEZZ
25 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
The ABC Network in The States had a reality show recently called True Beauty, in which Joel Rush was a contestant. What makes a person truly beautiful? Executive producers Tyra Banks (The Tyra Banks Show, America’s Next Top Model) and Ashton Kutcher (executive producer of Punk’d and Beauty and the Geek) re-define the concept […]
OBAMA TOPLESS
05 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Ok, here we all are. Welcome back. Good to see you. I beg your pardon? How am I? Oh, VERY well thank you. A little bit tired after indulging in one of the better weddings I have been to in my life. On the banks of a river, somewhere near Elgin. Check out the place […]
DANNY CIPRIANI IS TAPPING KELLY BROOK
12 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Marie Claire’s online “offering” has confirmed that England rugby jock, Danny Cipriani and Billy Zane’s ex, Kelly Brook , are dating. Danny Cipriani This one’s for the laydezz! Kelly Brook and Danny Cipriani have revealed they are an item – just weeks after Kelly split for the second time from her former fiancé, Billy […]
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