It’s that time of the month again. The time I wade through the GARBAGE that you send me and select some true genius pieces of rubbish and publish them here for all to see. Then I can wipe it all off my desktop and start anew.
We’ll kick off with this one, which I think I received from YOU over 300 times. Bless you. God, some of you are slow.
Only in South Africa:
Now this next one also came in a good 100 times and features an incredible fellow and his T-shirt. This one really tickled you, didn’t it?
This guy is one of the many who had their ID books or their names abused – possibly in the “old” days of South Africa. Please enjoy this poor fellow:
Shame, poor thing!
Next we have a Ferrari in *ahem* pole position! Please enjoy the kid in the background – I really don’t think this is the time to play kangaroo-kangaroo.
This next one was spotted in Malibu by The Personal Jukebox (DJ Sox). Over there, nobody seems to bat an eyelid if you hit the treadmill fully smartly clothed.
What a beaut!
Then PLEASE enjoy these GAME staff members who were striking outside the Menlyn Park branch. It was sent shortly after swine flu (also known as H1N1) hit the headlines. So here we have an innovative sign made by an employee – comparing the workplace to a virus.
Now I don’t really have a leg to stand on, given the number plate my team at Audi Centre Cape Town put on my TT. But, nevertheless, I thought this pic of SOMEONE ELSE’S Audi TT was worth a mention!
Parked outside Greens
Then, seeing as we’re ON number plates, we get this beaut:
Then we have this guy who fancies himself as a bit of a Vin Diesel. This one comes under the heading “emboerrrt.”
Ahh, you’re from Jo’burg I see?
And then, of course, we have this fellow. I don’t know if we should mock him for the APPALLING numberplate. Or give him a high-five for acknowledging the situation and actually writing the word “penis” on his car. This car was photographed and sent in by two separate readers on separate occasions. You’re a HIT, buddy!
[thanks barry, thanks angela]
This hilarious sign was spotted in Dubai and it is QUITE special I should add!
Times are lean!
The “ASS” trend continues in shops around the country, with Woolies offering a new flavour quiche. I’ll be honest, I’ve tried the Ass Rolls before, but didn’t even think of what it would be like in quiche. Interesting..
Very progressive – well done, guys.
I think that’s enough for now. I have others, but I don’t want to spoil you. Because you expect to be spoilt all the time. Then you turn into a brat. Then everyone will call you a spoilt brat.
I don’t want that.
You don’t want that.
Now give me a kiss.
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