I was leaving my Saturday morning session with Bob Skinstad at KFM, when I noticed a truck offloading some goods. The side of the truck had a man and a woman advertising a brand of mattress. They were in a state of undress and it was very clear that this couple were on the verge of bonking each other’s lights out – as you might expect from a mattress ad.
But then I got a bit closer, wiped my eyes and exclaimed, “My God! Is that Danny K on the side of the truck?!”
It fucking was! And, hold on, that’s not his ex, Lee-Ann Liebenberg, is it?
Seen on the side of a truck in Cape Town
Good Lord! But they’re broken up, aren’t they?
Jesus, that’s blind..
Not the best scenario, cruising around with your new lover, as a truck drives past with a pic of you, about to nail your ex, printed on the side.
Yu!
A constant reminder is one thing. But in the form of an image that suggests sexual intimacy?
Nah – not for me.
Pity you can’t include a clause : If we break up you have to remove all the ads from all the trucks.
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