According to my mate Marsh, taking this Booze Calculator test will provide you with fresh insight into questions such as “Why am I so fat?”; Why is my brain is still retarded on a Monday morning?”; Why is my bank balance permanently screwed?”; and “Why am I not as clever as I used to be?”
I attended a wedding on Saturday, and accordingly drank 138% of my weekly recommended intake. In one night. If I was in the UK, I would have spent 70 quid. But I wasn’t. It was in Langebaan and it was free. That’s why I drank so much. And that’s why I felt so awesome on Monday.
Click here to find out exactly what you did to your body and your wallet this weekend.
[Source: BBC News]
[Thanks Marshall]
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