If Charlie Sheen carries on like this I’m making a shrine for him on my wall. 36 hours of coke and vodka until your stomach pushes through your oesophagus. This is the work of a superhuman. Charlie’s in rehab now, but I’m sure it’s only a break. Superhumans also detox.

After shaking the worst of his hernia and stocking up on pain pills, Charlie checked into rehab on Saturday. My guess is he didn’t go kicking and screaming – the man’s a veteran. He probably packed light (they have everything there) and got into the back of a luxury sedan where he had a moment to fire off this SMS to online gossip house, Radar Online:

“People don’t seem to get it…. Guy can’t have a great time and do his job also?”

What a guy. We look forward to your return in three months time, champ.

[Source: tmz]

[Source: radar online]