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March 31, 2011

Women “Don’t Have It Anymore” By The Time They Turn 29, According To Study

A UK study by a British-based funeral arrangement firm has found that women feel past their prime at the ripe old age of 29. Guys, on the other hand, only feel so at the age of 58. Or when they can't get it up anymore. Whichever comes first.

A UK study by a British-based funeral arrangement firm has found that women feel past their prime at the ripe old age of 29. Guys, on the other hand, only feel so at the age of 58. Or when they can’t get it up anymore. Whichever comes first.

“We wanted to look at the perceptions of age, especially looking at men and women and the differences between them,” said Alice Newsham, a spokeswoman for Avalon Funeral Plans. “It really shows that every woman is judged for their looks. You hear in the UK about television reporters who are let go from their jobs because they are getting old – and men are not in the same position,” she said.

So to reiterate, according to these findings, this is what someone over the wall looks like:

Beyonce is 29.

[Source: NY Daily News]