50 Cent has joined the cast of Odd Thomas, an adaptation of Dean Koontz’s novel, which I don’t really care about. What I do care about is the fact that 50 Cent is playing a blind DJ called Shamus Cocobolo, who will help Anton Yelchin’s “clairvoyant short-order cook” uncover a Satanic plot. No spice.

Honestly there’s not a whole hell of a lot more to it than that – this is a Dean Koontz novel adaptation, so really I’m kind of surprised that you expected more than blind mystery-solving DJ Shamus Cocobolo.

It’s Friday! Go home, go be with your family. The world ends tomorrow.

[Source: Variety]