Saturday, July 12, 2025

SPL!NG Movie Review: John Carter (2012)

A bearded man with extraordinary powers, savior of a planet, died and buried in a tomb only to rise again with the initials J.C. The life of Jesus Christ inspired the character of John Carter and Edgar Rice Burroughs inspired hundreds of writers and film-makers with the Barsoom series of science-fiction novels, which have been adapted into the film, John Carter of Mars.

The World-Wide Red Bull Backlash Continues, Catholics Get Involved

The world-wide Red Bull backlash continues, with the Catholic Bishops’ Conference now calling on all Southern African Catholics to “fast” from drinking Red Bull until Easter. The energy drink’s latest advert angered Christians for poking fun at Jesus walking on water. The Conference say they are hoping to show that “when it comes to mocking religious symbols, there is such a thing as bad publicity.”

Courtney Love: “The Muppets Raped Kurt’s Memory!”

Courtney Love, aka “90’s Lindsay Lohan”, has lashed out at the producers of last year’s The Muppets movie for letting the titular stars perform a rendition of Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” without her permission, saying that they have “raped Kurt’s memory!” More of Courtney’s crackie craziness, plus the song itself, after the jump!

After 244 Years, Encyclopedia Britannica Goes Out Of Print

I’m sure we all remember a time before internet. You know, when we had to do a project for school and had to go to the library and actually look stuff up in books. The first set of books was normally the Encyclopedia Britannica. After 244 years, no more.

Six Russian Grandmothers Hailed As Darlings Of Eurovision 2012 [Video]

It’s difficult to get one’s head around the enormous popularity of Eurovision. The pan-European singing contest is the most watched non-sporting event in the world. Even more mind-blowing is the act that has beaten 24 other entrants to represent Russia in this year’s competition. It’s a group of six women aged between 43 and 74, dressed in traditional peasant wear, singing a song called “Party for Everybody”.

Meet Leonardo DiCaprio’s Girlfriend – Although It Might Not Be True Love

Meet Erin Heatherton. She seems pretty cool. Although she might not be the one for Leonardo DiCaprio. This is an important story for guys and girls. Guys will see that it’s not all about looks. And girls will learn that Leonardo is referring to psychopaths – of which there are many. According to a recent report: Actor […]

North Korea / South Korea Punch-Up [VIDEO]

North and South Koreas relationship is staid at best. They’ve been taunting each other for all of my life. The Korean War was in 1950 and the vibe hasn’t really improved since. North Korea threatens to blow up South Korea on an almost monthly basis and when you hear that two of their officials (one […]

Mail & Guardian Picks Up Story From 2oceansvibe

It’s been a roller-coaster couple of weeks for 2oceansvibe Media. Just recently SuperSport picked up an online Rugby Show concept from us, along with the anchor that presented it; then Naspers also took our sales man – you can read about that here. And now Mail & Guardian are picking up stories from us! Suffice to […]

eNews Channel Anchor Caught Napping Live On Air [VIDEO]

Reading the news can be a tiresome event – just ask eNews anchor Ayanda-Allie Paine! After announcing the weather segment on Saturday night, Paine slouched over her desk and rested her head on her right arm for a quick rest. But watch what happens as the camera accidentally stays on her instead of cutting to the weather girl. Awkward.

UPDATE: Vicious Police Brutality In Vaalwater, Limpopo

Yesterday, 2oceansVibe ran a story about the brutal handling of an individual by a Vaalwater policeman. Instead of facing a charge of attempted murder, the officer involved is facing a lesser charge of assault with intent to do grievous bodily harm. He also spent time as the acting station commander of Vaalwater Police Station, after the incident occurred.

Wednesday Morning Spice

Larry King To Headline Mobile TV – Former CNN talk show host Larry King is reprising his old role in a new format with the launch of an Internet television network backed by Mexican telecom billionaire Carlos Slim. The network, called Ora.TV, will stream shows to computers, tablets, phones, Internet-connected televisions and other devices, and plans to […]

Vicious Police Brutality In Vaalwater, Limpopo [VIDEO]

A video clip of a uniformed police officer brutally attacking and detaining an individual has been brought to our attention. The footage, allegedly filmed in Vaalwater, Limpopo, clearly incriminates a Vaalwater police van, and a uniformed police officer who appears to still be on duty. N5FW.

Rebekah Brooks Arrested By Phone Hacking Task Force

Ex News Corps bigwig, Rebekah Brooks has been arrested with her husband Charlie, and four others on the charge of “conspiring to pervert the course of justice”. The charges relate to the News Of The World phone hacking scandal, the details of which continue to poison the well of journalism in the UK.

The Real U.S.S Enterprise To Be Decommissioned

If there’s one name that carries a lot of weight in naval circles, it’s the “Big E” or U.S.S Enterprise: the US naval fleet’s oldest nuclear powered aircraft carrier, and also the world’s longest, and 11th-heaviest, maritime vessel. After 51 years of service, the Enterprise is to return to port from the Persian Gulf and be decommissioned next year, but not without some amazing stories to tell.

Kony Film Creators Release New Video Addressing Criticisms [VIDEO]

By now most of you will have seen the infamous Kony 2012 video which, as of this morning, has become the most viral video ever. You’ll also have seen the considerable backlash, both from Ugandans and elsewhere. Now, watch how the original video’s creators responded to criticism, live. Click through for the video.

Volvo Introduces Pedestrian Airbag [VIDEO]

Well this is new, and sort of neat. For the new V40, Volvo is introducing the world’s first pedestrian airbag system, designed to reduce the severity of pedestrian injuries in a car-pedestrian collision. Alternatively it could double as a sweet new inflatable mattress on the hood of your car.

Slovakian Batman, Bringing Justice To Dunajska Streda

This is Zoltan Kohari, Slovakia’s very own batman, from the town of Dunajska Streda. He may not have his own Batmobile, but he does have a home-made leather Batsuit. It even has the logo on the chest. His crime fighting skills are a little lacking though, even if he means well.

Capetonian Director’s Short Film To Star Kevin Spacey

A Capetonian filmmaker has beaten hundreds of screenwriters and directors in an international short film competition. The prize? Allan Shelley is now on his way to Los Angeles to film his movie, with Oscar winner Kevin Spacey as part of the cast. Then he’ll bring Kevin back here to help him promote the film.

Die Antwoord Turn Down Lady Gaga [VIDEO]

It seems not even the current Queen of Pop can entice South African zefsters Die Antwoord to drop their awesome ‘tude. Here’s their response to her invitation to open for her upcoming world tour, as relayed to MTV Canada! Obviously, the video is gloriously N5FW:

Ad Agency Turns 13 Homeless Men Into Wi-Fi Hotspots

Advertising agency BBH has come under fire for their turning 13 homeless men walking Wi-Fi hotspots at the recent SXSW conference in Austin, Texas. The “Homeless Hotspots” sported shirts saying, “I’m a 4G hotspot,” with an access code for the network.

George Bizos Declares Info Bill Unconstitutional

Nelson Mandela’s former defence lawyer, and veteran human rights lawyer, George Bizos, has written to Parliament stating that the protection of state information bill is unconstitutional on several counts.

Jake Gyllenhaal Goes On Murderous Rampage In Music Video [N5FW VIDEO]

If you’ve always wanted to see Jake Gyllenhaal go on a murderous rampage, then today is your lucky day. Appearing in a new music video for French electro band The Shoes, Jake’s killer act involves a white fencing suit and protective mask. His victims? Hipsters! Watch him stab, slice, batter, and strangle his way through eight minutes of electro beats.

Tuesday Morning Spice

Kony 2012 Becomes The Most Viral Video In History – With more than 100 million views in six days, Kony 2012, a 30-minute documentary (here) about Ugandan rebel leader Joseph Kony, has become the most viral video in history, according to one researcher. [mashable] Dep. President Motlanthe Moves To Clear His Name – Deputy President Kgalema […]

2ov TV Anchor Gets Picked Up By Supersport

One of the exciting things about being an innovative company in this ever-changing digital space, is when one of your ideas/people gets picked up by a bigger, mainstream company. If you were wondering where Steven Morris, our anchor on the mobile-friendly 2ov TV (2ov.tv) show Rugby Vibe (see past episodes here) disappeared to, he has […]

Freshlyground Debuts New Single On 2ov Radio – Live In Studio! [LISTEN HERE]

2ov.fm decided to kick off the week with lovely musical vibes. Freshly Ground joined Just Josie in studio for a chat on what to expect from their new album, set to release later this year. Grabbing them as they left the recording studio, they performed an acoustic of the hot new track, “The Message,” which […]

90 Homosexual Youths Stoned To Death In Iraq

A horrifying new report has revealed that over 90 “emo kids” have been stoned to death, allegedly by Shia militants in Iraq. As many as 58 have been killed the last six weeks alone.