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  • First Impressions Are For Real – Why DON’T You Have A Moustache Doormat?

    29 Aug 2013 by Seth Rotherham in 2oceansvibe Shoppe
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    When someone first arrives on your doorstep, what do they see? They’ll see one of two things:

    1) The barren, unwelcoming ground, or

    2) An annoyingly functional doormat that tells all who enter that you are, for all intents and purposes, a doormat.

    Don’t do that. Don’t be that guy. Look how much personality a moustache doormat will buy you. You’ll have a whole friendship circle by the weekend, I guarantee it.*

    Impressed? So are we. It’ll be delivered to you in this fetching tube, signed by one Seth Rotherham himself. (You may or may not get a lipstick kiss, dependent on the day’s outfit.)

    Independent experts confirmed the superior quality of the moustache doormat.

    Here we have the moustache doormat uniting formerly antagonistic work colleagues in a bind of friendship.

    So, what on earth are you waiting for? Bless your feet. Bless your life. Get a moustache doormat, HERE.

    *We don’t at all guarantee it.

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