The 17 March marks the day when anyone who likes drinking wears green and claims some sort of Irish heritage. Starting off slowly, it soon became yet another reason for people to consume copious amounts of alcohol for no apparent reason other than something to do with St Patrick. So I decided to do you a favour and give you a few facts about ol’ Saint Paddy to arm you with cutting edge charisma this evening. Ready?
Let’s focus on the man himself: Who is this St. Patrick
What’s up with the shamrock?
All about that green
Leprechaun fantasies
There are no female leprechauns. Pretty bleak when you consider that on Monday, Pornhub saw a 1 000% increase in searches with “leprechaun erotica”. But there’s more: The number of people searching for the word Irish on the adult film site increased by 600 per cent, while searches for St Patrick’s Day-theme porn increased by 6,000 per cent.
Now you need a drink, right?
After that brain workout you’re probably really thirsty. So get this: Tonight, Caprice is doing something really special to celebrate St Patrick’s Day. They’re having a 2-for-1 Jameson mojito drink special and damn, does that not sound thirst quenching. And you know, Jameson might as well be the patron saint of Irish whiskey.
[source: mentalfloss&metro&independent]
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