‘They’ve got an app for everything’ is a common refrain, so I guess it was only a matter of time until there was one aimed at helping people uncover the mysteries of the female downstairs area.

It’s called La Petite Mort, and whilst it has been yanked from the Apple App Store you can see what the general vibe is in the video below.

Kotaku with a little write-up:

Developers Lovable Hat Cult created La Petite Mort with the intention of creating an erotic experience that encourages players to savour the sensation of pleasuring someone else. The player can’t just rub the screen quickly to make the vagina orgasm as fast as possible. Instead, the player has to take it slow, paying close attention to how the vagina is reacting to the touch.

Mind the pixels and pop in the headphones, you’re going to hear the odd moan:

The problem came when the makers were forced to update the app, attracting the attention of Apple who yanked it from the store.

The developers didn’t want to compromise the artistic vision at the heart of La Petite Mort, however, so they have not reworked the game to meet Apple’s so-called standards. Instead, the game is only available on Google Play right now.

That’s right Android folk, you can download the app HERE – which cost R34,40 to buy at the time of writing.

This looks like the kind of game everyone could benefit from having a bash at – slow and steady, it’s not a race you know.

[source:kotaku]