WHO EATS KFC CHICKEN WITH A KNIFE AND A FORK?
What a monster.
And he’s eating it sober – let that sink in.
Anyway let’s talk about a new book that is spilling some ugly beans, written by Trump’s former campaign manager Corey Lewandowski, and ex-top aide David Bossie.
It’s called Let Trump Be Trump, which is a frankly terrible idea, and there are a few things we can take from it. Via Quartz, let’s look at Donald’s rather disgusting diet on the campaign trail, usually shovelled into his mouth hole whilst on his private plane:
The meals themselves were reportedly of heroic proportions. One McDonald’s chow-down involved “two Big Macs, two Fillet-O-Fish, and a chocolate malted.” McDonald’s was apparently just one of the “four major food groups” on “Trump Force One”; the remaining three were pizza, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and Diet Coke.
To supplement these, the plane was stocked with potato chips, pretzels, Vienna Fingers, and Oreos. There were many packets of the latter because “Trump, a renowned germaphobe, would not eat from a previously opened package,” the Post reports.
You are what you eat, and the man is trash.
Another tasty titbit of info:
Trump reportedly had Hope Hicks, his then-press secretary and current communications chief, steam his suits while he wore them, insisting that she bring a steamer wherever they traveled. He would shout, “‘Get the machine!’” the authors write, according to the Post. “And Hope would take out the steamer and start steaming Mr. Trump’s suit, while he was wearing it! She’d steam the jacket first and then sit in a chair in front of him and steam his pants.”
Anyone else think of THIS woman when reading that Trump shouts about the steam machine?
Let’s move onto his rather nasty temper, something the Washington Post lays bare:
“Sooner or later, everybody who works for Donald Trump will see a side of him that makes you wonder why you took a job with him in the first place,” the authors wrote. “His wrath is never intended as any personal offense [sic], but sometimes it can be hard not to take it that way. The mode that he switches into when things aren’t going his way can feel like an all-out assault; it’d break most hardened men and women into little pieces.”
He won’t be the only politician with a nasty temper, but you really don’t want to tell Donnie that he should take a break from appearing on telly.
That’s something Paul Manafort learnt the hard way:
“Did you say I shouldn’t be on TV on Sunday? I’ll go on TV anytime I g–dam f—ing want and you won’t say another f—ing word about me!” Trump yelled at Manafort, according to Lewandowski.
“Tone it down? I wanna turn it up! . . . You’re a political pro? Let me tell you something. I’m a pro at life. I’ve been around a time or two. I know guys like you, with your hair and skin . . .”
Yeah, don’t come touch me on my studio with your hair and skin.
Sometimes you get the president you deserve.
