Nando’s Are At It Again With Advert Poking Fun At “The Absurd Reality” That Is South Africa [Video]

It wouldn’t be so funny if it weren’t so very true. But you know us South Africans, when the going gets schizophrenic, we laugh at ourselves.
One Country Stands Out As The World’s Biggest Spender On Luxury Goods

There’s a new epicentre of luxury spending and it’s not New York, Milan, Shanghai or Abu Dhabi.
Residents In Cape Town Can Get Their Criminal Records Expunged If Elligible

The programme will not be a once-off and they hope to continue giving people the option of clearing their records. “No-one needs to be ashamed of their past.”
Video Shows Shocking Moment Florida Man Is Bitten By Shark And Pulled From Boat In Everglades [Watch]

“I wouldn’t put your hands in there,” a person off-camera said before his pal was dragged into the water while rinsing his hands.
PSA That You Won’t Get Away With Taking Almost R40 000 Worth Of Biltong To America

This oke should have just stayed home to chow his biltong, man.
Ricky Gervais Takes On Disney With New Animation Show And Huge Spotify Deal

The actor, who hilariously terrorised all the pretty people at the Golden Globes for a number of years, is set to sign a multi-million-pound deal with music streaming giant Spotify.
New Airbnb Listing – Barbie’s Malibu Dreamhouse Has Turned Into Kendom For The (US’s) Summer [Images+Video]

This life-size toy pink mansion is a dream come true for the Barbie obsessed, or even the Barbie nostalgic.
This Is What Really Happened With That Airport Worker Sucked Into A Jet Engine Recently

It looks like the Texas airport worker who was sucked into a jet engine Friday night wasn’t exactly a freak accident.
Possible Braai Gone Wrong Leaves Trail Of Utter Destruction At Botswana’s Toyota Desert Race [Videos]

A very unfortunate scene unfolded at the 2023 Toyota 1000 Desert Race in the small mining town of Jwaneng, southern Botswana on Sunday, as around 49 cars burned to the ground.
Tuesday Morning Spice

Cape Town residents call for lower water tariffs, New Zealand to exterminate all rats, Big milestone for mega-development in Cape Town, and Putin won’t attend Brics summit in SA.
Check Out The First Ever Jet-Pack Pizza Delivery At Glastonbury This Weekend [Video]

The cost of the suit hasn’t been disclosed yet, but it is believed to be in the ‘hundreds of thousands of pounds,’ so don’t expect Mr. Delivery to ditch their scooters just yet.
ICYMI: All The Glastonbury 2023 Highlights In Two Minutes [Video]

Since it’s nearly impossible to travel to the local mall with our currency, many South Africans will have to settle for the live DVD to see this historic event.
Interest In Cape Town Property Is “Ferocious” As The City Fills Up Fast

The directors at High Street Auctions said that the appetite for the City of Cape Town’s land and property has been massive lately.
‘Call Me By Your Name’ Director Is Serving Sexy With A New Comedy About Tennis, And Also Threesomes [Trailer]

The arthouse darling who gave us Armie Hammer, Timothée Chalamet and that peach in ‘Call Me By Your Name’ is bringing sexy to the screen again in the world of tennis.
They’re Calling Out Jeff Bezos’ Hypocrisy For Making Plentiful Progressive Promises While Sailing A ‘Blood Timber’ Superyacht

A journalist has called out Jeff Bezos’ superyacht Koru for potentially being constructed from so-called “blood timber”.
A UK Man Flew To Italy For Pizza And The Entire Trip Cost Him Less Than A Pizza From His Local Pizzeria [Video]

The TikToker has since gone viral for showing how going international — flight included — can be even cheaper than a local slice.
Al Jazeera’ ‘Scout Master’ Doccie Unpacks One Of The Largest Sex Abuse Scandals In The US [Full Video]

Twenty-five years later, Al Jazeera’s Fault Lines travelled to Lonoke to re-examine the case and its connection to one of the largest sex abuse scandals in American history.
Why Is THC Vape Gaining Popularity Lately?

THC vape pens have become increasingly popular in recent years.
Jay-Z Only Followed One Person On Twitter, And He Is South African

South African Twitter detectives went into a spasm recently when they discovered that rapper Jay-Z only followed a single Saffa on Twitter.
Keen To Head Back Into The Mountains? Consider These Popular Areas Wrecked By The Heavy Rain

South African National Parks (SANParks) confirmed that the park’s infrastructure and natural vegetation had taken a knock, leading to dangerous conditions for hikers and trail runners.
Rondebosch Boys’ High Coach Seeks Legal Protection Against ‘Threats’ From Parent

In their relentless search for self-fulfilment through their son’s sporting achievements, some parents have turned their backs on age-old ways of dialogue and partnership between parents and schools.
Monday Morning Spice

‘Flying light’ has Capetonians stumped, Sarah Ferguson diagnosed with breast cancer, Jennifer Lawrence agrees to first fully nude scene, and last Knysna forest elephant caught on film.
Premier League Footballers With Uncertain Futures

There are many Premier League footballers that are about to enter the final year of their contracts.
Here Are A Few Cape Town Winter Restaurant Specials That You Simply Must Take Advantage Of

If you are mad enough to venture out in this relentless rain and wind, you might as well do it well.
Who Will Win In A Cage Fight Between Elon Musk And Mark Zuckerberg? Experts Weigh In

We wonder if Elon bit off a bit more than he could chew this time. It’s one thing building a rocket, it’s quite another going toe-to-toe with a Jui-Jitsu champion. Either way, this is going to be a wonderful opportunity for peeps to see both the Twitter and Facebook billionaires bleed a little.
UK’s Strictest Head Teacher Speaks Out Against Kids Identifying As Animals, Moons, And Holograms

Dubbed “Britain’s strictest head teacher”, she’s warning that parents need to move their children out of schools that tolerate their children self-identifying as animals, moons, and even holograms in classrooms.
Sofia Coppola Is Retelling Priscilla Presley’s Side Of The Story [Teaser Trailer]

Now comes a slightly different Elvis movie – ‘Priscilla’, Sofia Coppola’s retelling of Priscilla Presley’s side of the story.
Leaders Are Calling For “Finance Shock” At Climate Summit In Paris

A meeting that could change the way global finance is done has kicked off in France.
‘Korea’s Got Talent’ Singer Who Faked Cancer Dies At 33 [Video]

At the time of his appearance on Korea’s Got Talent, Choi was compared to Susan Boyle, and seemingly had the world at his feet.
This Is What A Submarine Implosion Would Look Like [Video]

US Coast Guard Rear Adm. John Mauger said at a press conference on Thursday that the Titan submersible suffered a “catastrophic implosion”.