When someone first arrives on your doorstep, what do they see? They’ll see one of two things:
1) The barren, unwelcoming ground, or
2) An annoyingly functional doormat that tells all who enter that you are, for all intents and purposes, a doormat.
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Independent experts confirmed the superior quality of the moustache doormat.
Here we have the moustache doormat uniting formerly antagonistic work colleagues in a bind of friendship.
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*We don’t at all guarantee it.
