When someone first arrives on your doorstep, what do they see? They’ll see one of two things:
1) The barren, unwelcoming ground, or
2) An annoyingly functional doormat that tells all who enter that you are, for all intents and purposes, a doormat.
Don’t do that. Don’t be that guy. Look how much personality a moustache doormat will buy you. You’ll have a whole friendship circle by the weekend, I guarantee it.*
Impressed? So are we. It’ll be delivered to you in this fetching tube, signed by one Seth Rotherham himself. (You may or may not get a lipstick kiss, dependent on the day’s outfit.)
Independent experts confirmed the superior quality of the moustache doormat.
Here we have the moustache doormat uniting formerly antagonistic work colleagues in a bind of friendship.
So, what on earth are you waiting for? Bless your feet. Bless your life. Get a moustache doormat, HERE.
*We don’t at all guarantee it.
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