You will recall the sheer childlike exuberance I expressed the day I bought my Louis Vuitton shades (click here for that story), back in July. then imagine the sheer heartbreak I felt when those very sunglasses BROKE last week on Wednesday. The actual frame broke – not an arm or anything minor – the fucking FRAME! I tell you, nearly plutzed on the spot! And so, given they were from Louis Vuitton (bought in Australia), I ASSUMED they would take care of everything for me at the local V&A Waterfront branch and have them fixed. I was wrong.
Sexual
They did not fix them at all.
they took photos, filed a report and sent it to Paris.
Four days later (yesterday) they called me and told me to come through to the branch and fetch a BRAND NEW PAIR!
THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!
I put them on immediately in the shop and – you’ll think I’m joking – it felt like the very first time.
I swear to God.
I never imagined that the SAME feeling could be felt again, but, I tell you, it happened to me yesterday. GOD, it felt good! It, it….it…..it was like I was being felt up by a thousand virgins.
Honestly… I’m still tingling.
God bless you, Louis Vuitton.
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