Man, I don’t want to sound like your grandpa complaining about saggy pants, the violent youth and how terrible television is now that they don’t have sexist cigarette advertisements anymore, but god damn I am not a fan of saggy pants. I mean, it’s not even an aesthetic thing (they are hideous) – it’s just that they hinder movement. It’s like walking through soup. Made of pants.
Unfortunately, some gigantic (43-year old?) douchebag disagrees with me, and has invented garter belts to ‘maintain the swag appearance without constant readjustment.’ I hate everything about that so much. So very, very much.
Have nothing to do with garter belts for saggy pants this Christmas.
[NY Daily]
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