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June 17, 2015

Proof That Game Of Thrones Is Nothing But Soft Porn [NSFW]

And the long wait for season six of Game of Thrones has started. In the meantime, you can watch all the sex and nudity scenes. You lucky fishes. Just don't watch when your boss is hovering near your desk. Awkward.

I know you have been waiting for this since Sunday night’s ghastly season finale. I mean, what even is going on with Arya Stark?? Thankfully Game of Thrones keeps us all going with its tid-bits of nudity, which by now you should have turned into a drinking game.

The nice folk over at The Huffington Post have done their season round-up of all the sex and nudity in season five. It comes in at a fair enough length of six minutes and 40 seconds, which, according to HuffPo, is longer than season four, but still not as long as seasons one, two and three.

Sadly a good third of the season’s nudity comes from Cersei Lannister’s “dehumanising walk of shame”. Enjoy that. Apparently it’s not even her body.

Here, also, is you spoiler warning.

[Source: The Huffington Post]