One of the funniest things about working for 2OV is when someone doesn’t like a story we’ve written and screams, “FAKE NEWS.”
Hey buddy, just because you don’t like something doesn’t make it fake.
I hate beetroot, yet every day when I wake up there it is, staining things red.
You want actual FAKE NEWS? Check out what a website called the Houston Chronicle had to say about ‘Bok winger Bryan Habana.
Their headline:
And their story:
You can’t copy text from that site, and there’s no way I’m typing that drivel out, but I trust you can make out what’s above.
Side note – if you’re shot in a drive-by shooting, how do you end up strangled to death?
Just how dead is Bryan Habana? Let’s ask the man himself:
I’m all good 👍🏽 pic.twitter.com/c4eTc6mL7H
— Bryan Habana (@BryanHabana) May 4, 2017
Not only is Bryan still chugging along, but he’s also running in 90-metre tries and leaving defenders eating his dust (HERE).
Tsek, FAKE NEWS.
[sources:houstonchron&sport24]
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