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September 22, 2021

Your Contenders For This Year’s ‘Best Mile High Meltdown’ [Video]

Categories for this year's Pandemmy Awards include “Outstanding Dramatic Performance By A Concerned Citizen,” "Best Historical Adaptation," and “Best Vaccine Incentive That’s Not ‘It Saves Your Life’”.

[imagesource: YouTube / The Daily Show with Trevor Noah]

The Emmy Awards have come and gone, and pre-award favourites like The CrownTed Lasso, and Mare of Easttown did not disappoint.

You can see the full list of winners here, which should help you add a few more titles to your ‘must watch’ list.

The Pandemmys, on the other hand, honour performances of a different type.

Huff Post report that categories this year include “Best Mile High Meltdown,” “Outstanding Dramatic Performance By A Concerned Citizen,” “Outstanding Achievement In Scapegoating,” and “Best Vaccine Incentive That’s Not ‘It Saves Your Life’”.

Hosted by Trevor Noah and The Daily Show, we can spot a number of familiar faces among this year’s nominees.

There’s the magnetic vaccine woman, the ‘Heil Fauci’ guy, and Maxwell Berry, the twat who ended up being duct-taped to his seat by a flight attendant, while other passengers looked on and cheered.

Let’s start with “Best Mile High Meltdown”:

Man, that’s tough.

I think the duct-tape guy edges it for referencing his parents’ wealth.

Next up, “Outstanding Dramatic Performance By A Concerned Citizen”:

Surely nobody comes close to Matt ‘Heil Fauci’ Baker?

While we’re on the theme of Nazi Germany, here’s “Best Historical Adaptation”:

Being denied entry into an event or a restaurant because you willingly choose not to be vaccinated really isn’t the same thing as being sent to Auschwitz.

Next, “Best Vaccine Incentive That’s Not “It Saves Your Life”:

‘Joints for Jabs’ sounds great, but I worry about the post-toke paranoia for those who were hesitant.

Finally, some tough competition in the “The Donald J. Trump “It’s Like the Flu” Award for Worst Covid Prediction” category:

It’s genuinely amazing how many times Ted Cruz can utterly humiliate himself and still get up and go again.

[source:huffpost]