You know this is a genuine lottery, right? You understand that people aren’t allowed to just make up things like this, right? That would be illegal and it certainly wouldn’t be featured on 2oceansvibe. Because at 2oceansvibe everyone is safe. That is why you are here.
I just hope you fully grasp that this is a very real thing. It’s happening tomorrow. It’s real. It’s One Hundred Million Dollars. Nearly a billion Rand.
Think about this – You could give ten friends R10 million each and it wouldn’t even dent your pocket. Fuck it, give them R20 million each. So what – you’ll have over R600 million left. A couple hundred million is chicken feed.
Does that not appeal to you?
Are you aware that you can buy tickets online?
Like I did. Like I always do. Like a lot of people do.
BUY TICKETS SAFELY ONLINE
CLICK HERE
Cool.
Just checking that you know.
That’s all.
One thing I did lie about. It’s not a BILLION Rand. It’s R789 million.
Sorry. Naughty.
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