Sunday, June 22, 2025

WEDNESDAY MORNING SPICE

Professional Crook, Jackie Selebi, Leaves Court After Being Sentenced To 15 Years In Jail Jackie Selebi Gets 15 Years Behind Bars – Opposition parties have welcomed the 15-year jail sentence handed down to former police national commissioner Jackie Selebi on Tuesday. Selebi was found guilty on charges of corruption for accepting money from convicted drug […]

WHO DECIDES TAXI NAMES?

Some people want to know what happens when we die. Personally, I think there are far more pressing issues at hand. Like, WHO comes up with the names on the back of taxis? I’m not kidding – this is important shit. I really think these back window messages have been sent to test me. Not […]

TUESDAY MORNING SPICE

Andrew Morton’s Explosive Book Hits Shelves Andrew Morton’s “Angelina” Book Hits The Shelves – Finally you can buy the book by Andrew Morton, entitled “Angelina.” Shame, he’s not going to make any cash from that, hey? No-one’s going to buyt that, hey? Good Lord – small paycheck on it’s way for Andy. And the reviews […]

NEWPORT STATE OF MIND

The more awesome of you will recall the mention we gave to the song “Island State Of Mind” which was a spoof of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys’ hit “New York State Of Mind.” Instead of being all about New York, the content had to do with Tasmania – a rather humorous take of Tasmania too, […]

THE BIRTH OF 2OCEANSVIBE RADIO

It was a night Cape Town will never forget – the launch of South Africa’s first mainstream online radio station. The party took place right next door to the radio studio, in the Cape Quarter Lifestyle Village , 27 Somerset Road, Green Point. For those of you who are new to this vibe, it should […]

MONDAY MORNING HEADLINES

Bill Clinton Walks Chelsea Down The Aisle Chelsea Clinton Gets Married – Bill Clinton’s daughter, Chelsea, married Marc Mexvinsky this last weekend. He is Jewish and she is not. How did they go about that? Did she convert? Did GHD sponsor the big day? There was also a vegan cake and she wore $250,000 in […]

HALLE BERRY SPOTTED IN SIMON’S TOWN

Intrepid 2oceansvibers, Uwe Auer, sent in these pics he took of Hollywood actress and Oscar winner Halle Berry. They were taken in Simon’s Town, while filming her new movie “Dark Tide.” You can find out about her new movie here. More pics after the jump.

UNDERCOVER KARAOKE

I haven’t quite gotten over the fact that the word is pronounced “Karee Yokee,” and yet there is no “e” in the middle. But that aside, karaoke fansd and general trickster will enjoy this little video, sent in by one of our fortitudinous LSM 12-14 readers. The video features US songstress, Jewel (would you?), in […]

FRIDAY MORNING SPICE

Drugs, Sex, Prostitutes and Clooney’s babe Clooney’s Smoking Hot Girlfriend In Drug Sex Scandal – That heading got your attention, didn’t it? And so it bloody well should! George Clooney’s Italian girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis (bum here) has been implicated in a wide-ranging sex and drugs scandal involving businessmen, celebrities and high-class prostitutes. Miss Canalis, a […]

THIS MORNING’S 2OCEANSVIBE RADIO SHOW – THE FIRST OF OUR DAILY SHOWS!

What a stunning morning we had today – the first daily 2oceansvibe Radio show – LIVE with Richard Hardiman! Just try and take these guys seriously.. Visitors included Mark Bayly, Jeremy de Tolly, David Levinsohn, Soli Philander and more!!! If you missed it you can grab the podcast below. CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE PODCAST […]

DR DRE AND SNOOP COVER BY BEN FOLDS – PURE QUALITY GENIUS

I don’t know how this one slipped through the radar. Just when I thought people weren’t churning out 100% pure uncut humour anymore, this Ben Folds vide from 2006 surfaces. It’s got him covering the song “Bitches Aint Shit” – the hard-core rap song originally by Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg. But he didn’t just […]

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B++ Good effort. [thanks alex]

JANE AUSTEN’S “FIGHT CLUB”

The original Fight Club with Brad Pitt is on a lot of people’s “Top 10 favourite movies” lists. It’s exciting , it’s scandalous and, for the ladies, one might even deem it sexy. This is exactly what Jane Austen has offered with the upcoming film, “Jane Austen’s Fight Club” which witnesses the uprising of illegal […]

TUESDAY MORNING SPICE

Kebble Hitman – Mikey Schultz Kebble Murder Trail Begins – Glenn Agliotti’s advocate cornered boxer and hit man Mikey Schultz in the South Gauteng High Court on Monday afternoon, forcing him to admit that he had no direct knowledge of Agliotti’s involvement in the murder of Brett Kebble. Schultz testified that all his instructions and […]

VIDEO OF WHALE BREACHING ONTO YACHT

If you’ve just joined us, a whale was catapulted into international news headlines last week, when it was photographed breaching onto a yacht. Pretty hectique, I’m sure you agree. Well, it’s about to become even more hectique – because now we’ve got the video footage. Yes, you heard me – VIDEO footage of the whale […]

MONDAY MORNING SPICE

Pilot Ejects Before Jet Crashes & Explodes – This reminds me of when Goose died. Maverick and Goose had to eject when their plane went into a “flat spin.” Only Goose ejected into the cockpit canopy and was killed immediately. The pilot of the plane in the video above was very lucky to survive, as […]

CANDICE BOUCHER ON THE COVER OF COSMO

For those of you who needed a reason why Candice Boucher recently posed nude in Playboy Magazine, the answers can be found in the latest issue of Cosmopolitan magazine – on shelves now. I nearly walked into a pole at Woolies yesterday when I saw this on the shelves. I tell you, Playboy or Cosmo […]

PODCAST FROM THIS MORNING’S SHOW

This morning’s show was the most listened to show in the history of 2oceansvibe Radio. Everyone was tuning-in – even the Springbok team, one night before their test against Australia in the 2010 Tri-Nations. We had a hilarious comedy slot, as well as some HOT new and old tunes – including the solo effort of […]

FRIDAY MORNING SPICE

Prince Albert & South African Charlene Wittstock Set Wedding Date – Prince Albert of Monaco will tie the knot to former South African Olympic swimmer Charlene Wittstock next July, the palace announced Thursday. The pair have set July 8, 2011, as the day for a civil wedding at the palace. The 52-year-old prince and ruler […]

LIVE RADIO FRIDAY MORNING – 2OCEANSVIBE RADIO – TUNE IN TO THE HOLIDAY

Don’t forget to tune in LIVE online at 2oceansviberadio.com tomorrow morning (Friday) from 8am to 10am! Just click “LISTEN Live” when you get there. Then you can indulge in some great tunes, topical chat, hilarious phone-ins, as well as the classic sport, weather and news (real news – that you REALLY care about!). This will […]

OLD SPICE GUY VS. MEL GIBSON

Mmm, they’ve done a very clever thing here. They’ve taken actual recordings of Mel Gibson (you caught “The Mel Gibson Tapes,” right?) and mixed some excerpts seamlessly into a fake phonecall with the Old Spice guy. It sounds like they’ve used the actual Old Spice guy, who is amusing as always. And yes, the video […]

SPACEY NAILS PACINO WITH ONE WORD

That headline is somewhat ambiguous and I should begin by saying this story has nothing to do with Kevin Spacey trying to pickup Al Pacino after reading a copy of The Game. What it does have to do with, is the fact that Kevin Spacey is a master impersonator. Almost as good as Brendan Seery […]

SPOTTED AT THE GRAND ON THE BEACH

Just cruising over the sand in funny shoes. It’s one thing taking off your helmets (ta) but, let’s face it, that doesn’t make it ok.. Not ideal – taking your overseas guests for a lunch and exposing them to a pair of balls on a sunny weekend. Or your kids – let’s not forget about […]

THURSDAY MORNING SPICE

The New Larry King? The New Larry King? – You know Larry King won’t be doing Larry King Live anymore, right? Well it’s true. Anyone, check this out – He’s famous for being Britain’s youngest national newspaper editor in over 50 years, getting punched in the face by Jeremy Clarkson, reducing dozens of contestants on […]

JUST JINJER TOUR KICKS OFF NEXT WEEK

Just yesterday I received an email from a reader saying they watched Just Jinjer in Johannesburg who had this to say: “holy shitballs they rocked amazing stage presence I went with some music mates and they must have creamed their pants several times…especially when they did that water and ice drum solo…INSANE..” Now you don’t […]

IT’S BACK BABY! THE CAPRICE 2 FOR 1 BURGER SPECIAL!

For those of you new to the concept – let me first fill you in on the Dreamy Burger. This following excerpt was taken from last year’s burger special announcement: I remember when my all time favourite Caprice waitress, Justine, first described the Dreamy Burger to me. It was something to do with a slab […]

WEDNESDAY MORNING SPICE

What happened next? Whale Breaches Onto Yacht In Cape Town – Two members of the Cape Town Sailing Academy had a narrow escape recently, as a Southern Right Whale breached directly onto their yacht (*cough* port side, if I’m not mistaken) – almost completely destroying the vessel. The images tell the story of the damage […]

SUBARU JOINS AUDI’S MOVE TO INCLUDE 3G AND INTERNET RADIO IN THEIR CARS

With the likes of the UK shutting down the FM signal completely, combined with our increased need for non-stop internet, it’s no wonder Subaru are following in Audi’s tracks by developing cars with built-in 3G. The Subaru Outback, a “crossover” SUV and yuppie icon that seems naked without a ski rack on top and several […]

VIRGIN ACTIVE CONTINUES BATHROOM SEX INNUENDOS

Not content with public notices blatantly confirming they will turn a blind eye to gay sex in the bathrooms, Virgin Active are taking the sexual innuendo messages even further. This time they are encouraging members to strip naked and help the “drainage” problem they’re having. The notice requests members to “bare” with them. Virgin Active […]

TUESDAY MORNING SPICE

The Cloondog – killing it in court.. Clooney Causes Havoc In Milan Court – It’s a long time since a fraud trial has provoked this much interest. Crowds thronged around a tiny Milan courtroom, mobiles in hand, hoping to get a snap of the main witness. And at one point the judge was forced to […]