“TOP BILLING” FEATURES 2OCEANSVIBE TOMORROW NIGHT
Regular readers will know that there has been all sorts of Top Billing activity over the past week or so. Their crew joined us on the day that we shot the 2oceansvibe Show last week with Goldfish, and they filmed some behind-the-scenes stuff for the weekly TV magazine show, Top Billing. And it’s coming out […]
GOOD MORNING HEADLINES
The front and back covers of Michael Jackson’s forthcoming album This Is It. Photo: Sony Music Entertainment’s Columbia/Epic Anka gets half of Michael Jackson’s New Single – After claiming Monday morning that he had co-written Michael Jackson’s new single “This Is It,” songwriter Paul Anka has been granted a 50 percent cut of the song. […]
PROBLEMS GETTING ONTO 2OCEANSVIBE?
Some of you might have heard your friends moaning about their 2oceansvibe surfing experience – saying that the site is “down.” You’re not alone, inter-galactic superhero, John Smit was having the same problem. But now it’s all fixed and he is 2oceansvibing again. Why? Because there is a settings problem occurring for people surfing on […]
BIFF’S “QUESTION SONG”
Now when I say “Biff” I’m not talking about Graeme Smith, but rather the guy from Back To The Future. The guy who used to pick on Michael J Fox’s character, Marty McFly. His real name is Thomas F. Wilson and he played the character, Biff Tannen. I’ve arranged a visual clue for you: Biff […]
CAMPS BAY BEACH – RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW
I’ve had a stunning Summer’s day today. Popped into Yacht Squadron at the Waterfront (we are now calling this the “backfire” – a new word, by G-Man) to get my current Sebago shoes size as Mother Dearest is currently in the States and insists on buying me a pair. I don’t have a problem with […]
THERE, I FIXED IT
You might want to check out this site. They display pics of man-made solutions to technical problems in and around the house. Usually things that they could buy, but they are either obsessed with DIY or prefer to save money and do it themselves. Ie. Marcus Brain (The Kitesurfer) to a tee. Virtually all of […]
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“Couples Retreat” Comedy Package at the St. Regis Bora Bora “Couples Retreat” Comedy Package at the St. Regis Bora Bora – The setting of the new Vince Vaughn – Jon Favreau comedy Couples Retreat is idyllic even if the characters get themselves into some rather sticky situations. That’s because the movie was shot on location […]
DEREK WATTS USES THE WORD “SCHWEET” ON CARTE BLANCHE
Old Dezza really does crack me up from time to time. I wasn’t quite sure what mine ears were telling me last night. So I pressed re-wind on the PVR and, true as God, he DID say what I thought he said! Check it out – pretty damn funny! If that didn’t raise a smile, […]
GUESS WHICH COVER ELLE MAGAZINE WENT FOR?
A few weeks back I did a story on the three ELLE Magazine covers that were sent to me, after I visited the Vanessa Haywood cover shoot in Cape Town. They wanted my opinion on which one I thought was the best. Naturally, I took this one step further and asked 2oceansvibe what YOU thought. […]
ROCKING THE DAISIES 2009 – PHOTOS
He’s a surf photographer by day and he’s backstage at rock concerts by night. His name is Anthony Fox and he has just returned from this year’s Rocking The Daisies music festival out in Darling. These are some of the images he captured for 2oceansvibe. Much joy Again, much joy.. Just Jinjer’s Ard Matthews *Click […]
GOOD MORNING HEADLINES
Hello, Dugsie One Good Pig Deserves Another – We published a headline on Friday, about these “Mircro Pigs.” The above photo was considered as the main photograph for that morning’s headlines, but a pic for the World Cup stadiums headline was used instead. I was worried you might have missed it, so here it is […]
PORTOFINO RESTAURANT ATTACKS CUSTOMER
Portofino Restaurant opened one month ago in Cape Town. It’s where The Showroom used to be – next to Bloomsbury Luxury Cars and Harbour Edge. Maybe that is why they used the same font as Porsche cars in their logo. I recall a launch of sorts (less than a month ago), with much fanfare and […]
THE NEW CAPE QUARTER “EXTENSION”
I am overly impressed with the vibe being thrown by the new Cape Quarter, in the de Waterkant neighborhood of Green Point. Do yourself a favour and do a little fly-by along Somerset Road, opposite the BP (who are upgrading their shop to include some new kind of Pick ‘n Pay express vibe – much […]
THIS MUSTARD WILL BLOW YOUR MIND
Mother Dearest bought it when she was in town recently and now it is in the Safe House. I don’t know where you get it from, but trust me, if you see it – buy it. France’s favourite mustard brand (from what I recall) have taken things to the next level with this bad boy. […]
OF COURSE I’LL DO IT FOR FREE! I HATE MONEY! 2
ANYONE involved in any form of digital marketing will love this video. We all get this flavour of bullshit from time to time. Generally from professional dicks. You know the vibe, when people ask you a favour because of your line of work, and they have no idea of what goes into it, let alone […]
GOOD MORNING HEADLINES
Nelson Mandela Bay stadium in Port Elizabeth Inside all the World Cup stadiums – The renovations and construction of the ten stadiums to be used in the 2010 World Cup, which kicks off on June 11, will all be completed on time. Following Fifa’s week-long inspection tour of the 2010 Fifa World Cup stadiums, here […]
JULIA MALEMA UP FOR TOP GAY AWARD
Hey whatsup, GIRLFRIEND!! Well it’s all gone full circle – you’ll recall the other day when the Cape Times questioned Julius Malema’s gender and now, just six weeks later, he is up for the prestigious accolade at this year’s Feather Awards, being held on Saturday night. Jules.. Timeslive reports: Julie’s such a drama queen, doll […]
I WATCHED A DVD AT THE DENTIST
My search for the best people, brands and places continues; as I simply cannot hold back from telling you about the dentist du jour! I hadn’t been to the dentist for a while and, with mother’s recent visit to Cape Town, it was impossible to avoid. She told me about this guy, and went on […]
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Hayden Panattiere and her close mate in Heroes, season 4 Hayden Panattiere’s lesbian kiss in Fourth season of Heroes – TV producers have ways and means of boosting ratings – and this is one of them. In this sneak preview, Hayden Panettiere, aka Claire Bennet, in seen in the throes of a lesbian kiss with […]
THE LASTEST GOLDFISH VIDEO IS THE BEST EVER!! “FORT KNOX”
Yes, once again, 2oceansvibe brings you another worldwide exclusive release of the latest Goldfish music video – this time it’s “FORT KNOX!” Yes, this is my favourite Goldfish song. Yes, it will blow your mind! Go! Go! Go! Maybe watch that again when you pick your jaw up from the ground..
THE 100 MILLION RAND HOUSE IN BANTRY BAY
We’re all used to the crazy prices charged on Cape Town’s Atlantic Seaboard and, when compared to overseas prices in select premier destinations, they’re pretty reasonable. But now things are moving to the next level. Because right here I have for you a R100 million house. That’s US$14 million. Pretty serious stuff. Check it out […]
WEDNESDAY GOOD MORNING HEADLINES
Guns N’ Roses sued for copyright infringement Condé Nast to close four titles – Condé Nast, the 100-year-old publisher of magazines such as Vogue, Vanity Fair and The New Yorker, will shut four titles in a cost-cutting move amid one of publishing’s worst advertising declines. Gourmet, Modern Bride, Elegant Bride, and Cookie will cease publication […]
PAP & WORS VALUE SAUSAGES – YOU HAVE NEVER!
This basically “hit the net” today. I’ve received it no less than 30 times. Never before has there been so much fuss over a sausage in South Africa. I thought I would “nip it in the bud” (mine) and give it to you right here, right now; so that I don’t have to endure these […]
THE BUDDAH CALL
Do you indulge in Booty Calls from time to time? Oh you don’t know what a Booty Call is? My goodness – it’s all the rage! Let me tell you: a last-minute or previously unplanned request to meet up with someone with the intention of having sex. Some common characteristics of a booty call: […]
CRAZY ANGELS AT JT 1 LINGERIE FASHION SHOW
It’s common knowledge that I am a big fan of the Woolies JT1 lingerie range (I’m not alone, it seems) and have never seen a better example of why this is, as on Saturday night at the JT1 fashion show which took place at Cape Town’s FTV Cafe. Every single girl involved was an absolute […]
GOOD MORNING HEADLINES
The new Gulfstream.. Near-Supersonic Gulfstream 650 Unveiled – The new Gulfstream 650 was unveiled yesterday at their Savannah factory. This one can take you anywhere in the world with its 7,000 nautical miles range at a top speed of Mach 0.925 (704mph,) almost the speed of sound at a 41,000-feet altitude. $65 million is […]
LEVI’S JEANS CAMPAIGN HITS THE 10,000 MARK!!!
I cannot actually believe it! The Levi’s Get Rid of Your Jeans For Good campaign has been SUCH a raging success! With the latest tally showing that a “whopping” 10,299 pairs of jeans have been donated so far! I think that may well be the first time I have ever written the word “whopping.” It […]
2OCEANSVIBE SHOW HEADS UP PLUS A NEW WORD!
Hi gang! Hope all is well in the land of joy, sex, money, fast cars, champagne and suntans. Firstly, I just want to say that I’m still recovering from Friday and most of my voice has returned. Welcome back, voice. Thanks again to the peeps at Olmeca Black Tequila, Goldfish, Top Billing and Pussy Energy […]
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Muizenberg, Sunday – World recordphoto:lee slabber Cape Town surfers break Guinness World Record at Earthwave – To say that the Earth Wave CT Event held at Muizenberg on Sunday was a roaring success would be a huge understatement. Never before in the history of South African surfing have so many surfers participated harmoniously in […]
GOLDFISH LIVE TODAY – A NOTICE TO THOSE OF YOU WHO GOT TICKETS
COMPETITION IS VERY MUCH CLOSED AS ALL AVAILABLE TICKETS ARE GONE. WELL DONE TO THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED OF YOUR VICTORY. YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONES. THE AWESOME ONES.. WINNERS ARE REMINDED TO BRING THEIR PROOF OF WINNING AS PER SETH’S EMAIL INSTRUCTIONS. THIS PROOF WILL CORRESPOND TO YOUR NAME […]