Russia and America aren’t exactly the best of mates at present and this jet fly-by has done little to ease the tension. Where are Maverick and Goose when you need them?
This just goes to show that you can’t trust a dolphin in war – they’re bladdy turncoats. Following the annexing of Crimea by Russia, the Crimean combat dolphin programme will be preserved and will serve under the Russian Navy. They serve only the hand that feeds them the best smelly fish.