Lucky Escape For Driver After Car Slides Into Ocean At Boat Club In Granger Bay [Video]

According to witnesses, the car slid down the slipway after the guy ‘accidentally’ drove down to the water’s edge.
Afrikaans Woman Sends Vagina Photo To Wrong WhatsApp Group, Breaks SA Internet

If you’ve ever sent a nude photo you’re not alone, it’s becoming increasingly common. Just make sure you send it to the right person, or all hell breaks loose.
MASSIVE FAIL: Magician Stabs Woman On Live TV [Video]

Magicians just aren’t what they used to be. Watch this Polish magician unintentionally stab his host on live TV, and the stunned reaction that follows.
World’s Worst High Five Happened At The Hurricanes v Blues Game [Video]

You would expect most professional sportsmen are well-versed in the high fives department. That still can’t prevent the odd shocker, like this gem from the weekend.
Motorbike Wheelie Crash Caught On Camera [Video]

It’s kind of embarrassing when your epic fail gets caught on two separate cameras. This wannabe Evel Knievel can count himself lucky he came out alive.
Kid Tries To Keep Up With Commonwealth Games – FAILS [Video]

Why is it that children falling is the most hilarious thing? Especially when it is on live TV. Please enjoy this epic fail.
The Fail Train Rolls On: ANN7’s Agony Is Never Ending [VIDEO] #sobaditsgood

One can only imagine that the executive producer of this hot mess is reaching Hitler/Bunker levels of desperation, as the misery storm that is Africa News Network 7 continues to spiral toward the earth – a fuselage without wings, captained by a corpse. CLICK HERE and HERE… AND HERE for yesterday’s ANN7 fails. Do you work […]
Are You A “Strictler For Facts”? Gupta-TV Wants You #sobaditsgood

This runaway-train-on-fire is reaching such exquisite levels of ineptitude that we are now wholly convinced that the entire enterprise is a subversive satirical comedy channel to rival the best in the world. Take this ANN7 job ad, for example.
Mid-Year Check In: The Best (Worst?) Fails Of 2013 [VIDEO]

Enjoy these 18 minutes of comedy as Failarmy presents a compilation of the best fails for 2013. A video compilation that documents the stupid, the silly, the sometimes dangerous, but most importantly the hilarious things that people and animals do.
Business Insider’s Best Sports GIF’s Of 2012 [GALLERY]

The past year has been an incredible one in terms of sporting events. But while watching athletes break records or pushing their bodies to the limit is always thrilling, its those micro-moments that make sports so fun to watch. And what better way to see spontaneous and awkward athlete reactions, or split-second failures, other than via GIF files?
Man Endures Internet’s Ridicule After Frozen Pool Cannonball Fail [VIDEO]

All this German guy wanted to do was impress chicks and look awesome in front of his friends. And we’ll be honest, had he managed to jump into, and break through the surface of that frozen pool, that would have been pretty cool.
FAIL: Paris Hilton’s Disastrous DJ Debut [VIDEO]
Paris Hilton is now a DJ, and booked (bought?) herself a set during the Pop Music Festival in Brazil. But it turns out she’s not quite “there” yet. That’s if the heckling and booing from the crowd was any indicator. Deadmau5 also had the following to say on Twitter after seeing it: “To be fair… the mayans saw this shit coming.”
FAIL: New Adidas Sneakers Have “Slave Shackles” Attached To Them [PICS]
In an attempt to create hype around an upcoming range of sneakers, Adidas posted a picture of their new “JS Roundhouse Mids” trainers on their Facebook page. But, as they soon learned, they were the only ones who thought accessorising a pair of shoes with slave shackles was a good idea.
FAIL: “Die Stem” Plays Before SA/Britain Investec London Cup Game
Just before the start of the SA/Britain women’s hockey game at the London Cup yesterday, both teams had their national anthem played at the stadium. Except, when it was South Africa’s turn, they got played “Die Stem”. The South African Hockey Association has now requested a personal apology from competition manager Steve Catton.
FAIL: Borat Song Plays Instead Of Kazakh National Anthem [VIDEO]
At a recent sporting event in Kuwait, a Kazakh girl won the gold medal. But check out the awkwardness when the Borat parody of the Kazakh national anthem is played during the ceremony! Some weeks earlier, Ricky Martin’s “Livin’ la Vida Loca” was also played instead of the country’s anthem at another sporting event. Both incredible moments can be seen after the jump.
High School “Prank” FAIL Sees Children Make Out With Parents
I believe the expression, “oh, America!” is very appropriate here. The principal of a US high school has been forced to apologise after a recent pep rally “prank” provoked outrage. This after a video surfaced online of team captains being blindfolded in front of their classmates and told to wait for a kiss from a “special someone”. After literally making out with this special someone, it is then revealed to them that it was in fact their mother or father.
K53 FAIL: Weltevreden Park Driving Test Gone Wrong [PIC]
This picture was taken in Weltevreden Park, Johannesburg, earlier today. The events leading up to the picture being taken are not known, but I think it is safe to assume that the driver did not pass his or her K53 test.
News Host Remembers No Terrorist Attacks On US Soil During Last Bush Era [VIDEO]
Fox News’ Eric Bolling recently decided that one of the guests on his show was being too mean to George W. Bush. So he spoke up in defense of the weapons of mass destruction eff up. Try spotting the slight error in this statement: “America was certainly safe between 2000 and 2008. I don’t remember any terrorist attacks on American soil during that period of time.”
News Reader FAIL – Drops F-Bomb Live On TV [VIDEO]
All this newsreader had to say was, “more teens are having luck finding summer jobs”. Instead she managed to replace “luck” with another word. This one starts with a “F” and rhymes with “luck”, as well as “buck” and “duck”. Trying to keep her composure whilst realising her EPIC FAIL, however, is even more priceless. If you are at work, keep the volume down.
Fox News FAIL: Photo Of Tina Fey In Sarah Palin Report [PIC]
Wow. How something like this even happens, I’m not even sure. But, it is both hilarious, and an epic fail. During a Fox News report on 2012 American presidential candidates, Fox News displayed a picture of Tina Fey playing Palin on an episode of Saturday Night Live instead of showing an actual picture of Sarah Palin. Awkward.
Meet The Mother Of The Year Who Smoked 3500 Cigarettes During Pregnancy
The Mother Of The Year title so far for 2011 has to go to this young lass from the UK. She just gave birth to a premature and underweight baby, who also endured carbon monoxide levels SIX TIMES higher than the level considered safe for a baby before birth. Why? Because mum smoked 3 500 cigarettes during pregnancy. Read her priceless reasoning behind it inside.
You Shouldn’t Laugh, But This Domino Fail Is Epic [VIDEO]
The poor dude in the video you are about to see was attempting to set a new world record for the amount of dominoes stacked on top of each other. He needed 13 482 to be the domino boss, but only got to 13 043. His reaction when realising he came 97% of the way, whilst watching the other 3% flush down the toilet, is… unmissable.
US Politician Caught Forwarding Photo Of Obama As An Ape
A prominent US politician, Marilyn Davenport, is in trouble for sending out an email with a photo of chimpanzee parents and their infant. Barack Obama’s face is superimposed on the chimpanzee infant, and the caption reads: “Now you know why no birth certificate.” Her response to the whole matter, however, is even spicier.
Politician Snapped While Watching Porn In Parliament (With FAIL Pic)
An Indonesian lawmaker quit politics yesterday after he was caught watching pornography on his tablet computer during a session in parliament. At least this guy was awake, unlike some of the pictures I’ve seen taken during our parliamentary sessions.
Real Woman Spends 55k On Plastic Surgery To Make Her Look Like A Drag Queen
Would you pay 55k to look like this 21 year-old girl to my left? She actually had cosmetic surgery in order to physically make her look like a drag queen. She now calls herself Collagen Westwood. I feel an EPIC FAIL coming on.
2oceansvibe And New Age Collaborate To Make A Better Media Space In SA
We wrote earlier in the day that The New Age had engaged in a small but embarrassing bout of mistaken identity, having posted a picture of world renowned fashion mogul, Karl Otto Lagerfeld, above a story regarding the appointment of one Karl Otto, esq., to one or other lofty position at the Maritime Authority of South Africa. Enjoy the update after the jump.