Praise the Lord, for he has given me the opportunity to riddle his creation with bullets on the way to ending its life. Meet Tess Thompson Talley.
Tragedy struck last week just outside of Jozi, with a 47-year-old man dying after a giraffe struck him with its head.
They may look rather ungainly, especially when they decide to use their necks as weapons, but there’s more to the giraffe than meets the eye.
Here’s one to keep all those pesky tourists away from spending money on our shores – check out this couple’s African holiday from hell.