Please Enjoy This Guy’s Online Ad, Looking For A Sugar Momma
Calling all sugar mommas! Have you been looking for someone to share your sugar with? Look no further, we have found the man for you on Gumtree!
Frankly Stunning Gumtree Ad: The Lesbian Chaperone
Are you a lesbian? Do you often turn down social engagements because you lack a readily available chaperone? This is the service provider YOU have been looking for.
Some People Are Making A Living Purely Through Gumtree Ads
It’s a popular misconception that people only sell used goods or black market concert tickets on Gumtree, but on closer inspection, we found SA’s favourite classifieds engine to be a thriving market place. Check this out:
Radvertising: Gumtree Wins With Awesome (And Hilarious) Genius Valentine’s Deals
Valentine’s Day is bearing down upon us, and some may be starting to panic for the lack of decent gift for your partner. Stop that. Stop that RIGHT this instant. You have absolutely no right to stress. Just look at this beautiful array of ideas we found on Gumtree!
Please Enjoy This Quality Gumtree Ad From Woodstock [PHOTO]
One could spend hours scrolling through the listings of Gumtree. Logging in to one of South Africa’s most popular classifieds has become a little bit like window shopping, with a few key differences. For one, you don’t have to actually get up and go anywhere – so no need for pants.
Radvertising: Local Man Puts His Half Of The Bed On Gumtree After Wife Cheats On Him [PIC]
This guy isn’t selling a bed, only his side of a bed. The other side still belongs to his “brand new ex-wife”. The ad states that the owner of the other side (the ex-wife) doesn’t mind sharing the bed with complete strangers, but there are other people out there who may be able to claim squatter’s rights on his side, as they spent more time there than he did.
Woman Gets Two Real Apples After Buying iPhones On Gumtree
A 21-year-old woman from Brisbane logged on to Gumtree recently with the intention of purchasing two Apple iPhones. Casting a wide net, she placed an ad stating as much. A respondent contacted her, and advised that he had two apples for sale. Things went down hill from there.
Are You A Student? Check Out This Excellent Portal For Entertainment, Jobs, Life, Etc
Have you noticed the lack of online student communities? How you people are even surviving your first years on campus is frankly astonishing. You need books. You need a job. You need a place to live. You need the notes of the people who took them in class. This website has all of that stuff, in one place.
21-Year-Old Killed After Failed Gumtree BMW Sale
On Friday, the body of a young man from Cape Town was found in Khayelitsha, he was killed after trying to sell his BMW to a man who responded to his ad on Gumtree.
SA Man Seeks “Midget” On Gumtree To Exact Revenge On Ex
Hell hath no fury like some idiot on Gumtree scorned it seems, because this ad was posted a few days ago on the site by a jilted boyfriend seeking a little person to exact revenge on the heartless harpy who broke his heart. No, really.
Cape Town Man Offers To Swap Green Card For Kawasaki Ninja And Sex
Ladies, if you’ve been thinking to yourself, “I could really use a USA Green Card but all I have to offer is a Kawasaki Ninja and my ‘hotness factor’”, fear not, for I am about to make your day.