All The Best Bezos Space Memes And Jokes

Jeff Bezos is being compared to Dr. Evil, and the general consensus is that the New Shepard rocket was rather phallic in shape.
Ping Pong, Skittles, And Tiny Earth: All About Jeff Bezos’ Space Flight [Videos]

Blue Origin’s founder, along with three other crew members, landed safely in the Texas desert after a fun-filled sub-orbital flight that lasted around 10 minutes.
82-Year-Old Blasting Into Space Has A Truly Incredible Story To Tell

Mary Wallace “Wally” Funk will finally go to space later today, and I don’t think it’s possible to find somebody more deserving.
Tuesday Morning Spice

Bezos heads to space. Six key unrest instigators arrested. Epstein pal’s wild accusations. Mars helicopter breaks record. Olympic anti-sex beds rubbished.
18-Year-Old Heading To Space As Original Punter Has ‘Scheduling Conflict’

The youngest and the oldest person to ever head to space will be on Jeff Bezos’ New Shepard rocket ship when it launches on July 20.
Bezos In Space: The Rocket, His Travel Buddies, And A Not-So-Subtle Dig At Branson

As promised, Jeff Bezos is following Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic flight to space with a date set for next Tuesday, alongside a rather diverse crew.
Foot Fetishists Aren’t Too Keen On Elon Musk’s Lower Extremities

The WikiFeet community, which is the Wikipedia for foot fetishists, doesn’t fancy Elon Musk’s feet at all.
The ‘Billionaire Space Race’ Is Going To Get Wild

Three of the world’s wealthiest people are trying to top each other with the most ambitious private space expeditions.
Starting A New Business? Jeff Bezos Has Some Tips For You

Amazon started with 10 employees, and later today, Bezos will step down as CEO with the company employing around 1,3 million people across the globe.
Friday Morning Spice

Branson to pip Bezos to space. SA tourism’s dire future. Ghislaine wants Cosby vibe. Amber Heard’s baby. James Franco settles big abuse bill.
Petitions Demand That Bezos Stays In Space

Next month, the world’s richest person will head to space. These people argue that he should stay there.
Will Jeff Bezos Buy And Eat The Mona Lisa?

A petition on Change.org is now demanding that Jeff Bezos buy and eat the Mona Lisa. Obviously, there are a number of hurdles to overcome before this can happen.
Is Richard Branson Making A Last-Gasp Attempt To Beat Bezos Into Space?

On July 20, Jeff Bezos will head to space aboard Blue Origin’s New Shepard rocket. It’s rumoured rival Richard Branson might try and beat him to the post.
Tuesday Morning Spice

Bezos going to space. Fauci email fact-check. Shaleen Surtie-Richards dies. Bizarre Bok fire pit injuries. AKA’s social posts in bad taste. Concern for Britney.
Jeff Bezos Was Briefly Usurped As World’s Richest Person

Jeff Bezos is no longer the world’s richest person! No, wait, he is once more atop that filthy, stinkin’ pile, but there was a moment when he was bumped into second.
Everything We Know About Jeff Bezos’ Superyacht

Whilst many of the details around Bezos’ new toy remain private, little leaks here and there give us an idea of what the world’s richest person is forking out for.
Looks Like Jeff Bezos Is Joining The Yacht Party

Jeff Bezos is stepping down as Amazon CEO, and it’s reported that he’ll be doing so just in time to enjoy a new, massive luxury mega-yacht and its accompanying “support yacht” with a helipad.
The Musk / Bezos Space Battle Now Involves Trolling On Twitter

The space race between Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos, and in particular, the awarding of a NASA contract, has led us to the point where Elon is cracking penis jokes on Twitter.
Crazy Video Shows Progression Of World’s 10 Richest People Over Past 20 Years

Over the past two decades, the list of the 10 richest people on the planet has undergone a serious shift. This video plots the rise and rise of some of today’s household names.
How Jeff Bezos’ Ex, MacKenzie Scott, Is Spending Her Billions

Unlike her ex-husband, MacKenzie Scott isn’t one for stockpiling wealth, and is using her immense financial power for good.
Bezos’ Ex-Wife, Billionaire MacKenzie Scott, Married A Teacher From Their Kids’ School

MacKenzie Scott has married again, and her new spouse flies a little more under the radar than the man who came before.
Jeff Bezos’ Rise To Amazon Riches In Three Minutes Flat [Video]

The rise and rise of his wealth is tied to the increased valuation of Amazon, which has become an online retail giant.
Skulls, Private Islands, And Wu-Tang: Fun Things Jeff Bezos Could Do With His Fortune

Bezos doesn’t seem like the kind of man that is silly with his money. If he was, here are a few ways he could plough through his fortune.
People Are Taking The Piss Out Of Amazon’s Latest Building Design

Dubbed ‘the Helix’, it’s a 350-foot, 22-storey building which takes its inspiration from helixes which occur in nature. That, or a certain emoji.
So, What’s Next For Jeff Bezos?

Having decided to resign as CEO of Amazon, Bezos can now turn his attention towards other ventures.
Wednesday Morning Spice

Bezos stepping down as CEO. Wolf of Wall Street on GameStop trading. 27s gang hit. Spinach sending emails. Shock Oz tour cancellation. More Manson allegations. ‘Hollyboob’ sign.
It’s Elon Musk Versus Jeff Bezos In ‘Space Real Estate’ War

It’s Amazon versus SpaceX in a battle for galactic real estate in the satellite-based internet market.
Amazon Will Be Making Its Own Electricity In South Africa

Amazon has announced that it will be adding 26 new “utility-scale” wind and solar projects around the world, including in South Africa.
They Reckon This Guy Will Take Over From Bezos At Amazon

Jeff Bezos can’t run Amazon forever, and when he’s ready to step down, there’s someone waiting in the wings ready to take his place.
Breaking Down The Wealth Of America’s Five Richest People In Three Minutes [Video]

Forbes’ latest list reveals that America’s 400 richest people are worth a combined $3,2 trillion, up $240 billion from a year ago.