Thursday, June 19, 2025

Jesus Needed “Me Time” And 4 Other Facts You Didn’t Know

Easter is fast approaching. While some of us only see it as a couple of days off from work, Christians will be all talk around the water cooler about the man that allegedly rose from the dead 2,000 years ago. Here are five little known facts about Jesus.

Is This Jesus Too Sexy? [VIDEO]

They say he was a carpenter. Maybe slaving away, making wooden furniture is how Jesus got his chiseled good looks. The latest portrayal of Jesus on the silver screen has a lot of people questioning whether Jesus has become too sexy.

Yowsers: New UNICEF Ads Feature ‘Jesus’, ‘Gandhi’ And ‘Mother Teresa’ [VIDEO]

“Doing good has never been easier.” That’s the tagline thrown into each video, indicating that everybody at the table has done something incredibly altruistic for the benefit of mankind. The new series entitled ‘The Good Guys’ contrasts the historical figures Jesus, Gandhi and Mother Teresa with your average Joe, and shows how a few simple mouse clicks is enough to make a difference and score the Mr Average a seat at the table with the greats.

This Is What It Looked Like When ‘Jesus’ Joined Kanye West On Stage

Yeezus! Has Kanye finally overstepped the line, pushed the boundaries a little too far? Mr West kicked off his highly anticipated Yeezus tour in Seattle last week, and did so in typically controversial style, when he invited 12 dancing disciples, a red-eyed demon, and Jesus on stage with him.

Guy Named Moses From KZN Says He’s Jesus [VIDEO]

Stand down, Australia! This chap named Moses, from the northern KwaZulu-Natal town of Eshowe claims to be Jesus. Naturally, being Jesus means setting up a compound, which cultists in the recent past totally didn’t do, and collecting disciples. Which cultists also definitely did not do.

Would Jesus Have Been Your Facebook Friend?

According to Archbishop Robert Zollitsch, head of the German Catholic Church he would have been. The Son of God would have retweeted, liked and pinned his love for you apparently. The Archbishop said nothing about whether Jesus Christ would have used Google plus or not.

Wednesday Morning Spice

Did Jesus have a wife? Lonmin strikers reach agreement. French mag to publish Mohammed cartoons. Obama compares himself to Jay-Z. Apple shares highest ever. News of The World ordered a burglary.

BCCSA Complaint Against Nik Rabinowitz For “Queer Jesus” Joke Dismissed

During an Easter radio interview, comedian Nik Rabinowitz upset some listeners with his jokes. Highlights included referring to a “queer Jesus for the gay community” and a “pastor who had a potato stuck up his backside.” This morning the Broadcasting Complaints Commission of South Africa (BCCSA) found complaints accusing these statements as “blasphemous” to be not valid.

Couple Claims To See Jesus In Their Walmart Receipt [VIDEO]

The image of Jesus has appeared on some very random items in the past including a piece of bubblegum, a Kit Kat Chunky, and even an iron. But, according to an American couple, JC has now appeared on a discarded Walmart shopping receipt. What’s even freakier is the fact that they first saw the image just as they came home from church one morning!

Buy Now! Jesus Chair, Only $25 000

A couple in Orange County, California, is selling a chair on eBay, with a starting bid of $25 000. But this isn’t any old chair. This is a special chair, a magical healing chair with the face of Jesus on it.

Taxi Driver Found Crucified, Wearing A Crown Of Thorns

This is perhaps the most macabre crime story I’ve ever heard. A South Korean man was found dead, on a cross, wearing a crown of thorns. Although police had declined to release further details, the press in South Korea depicted the gruesome scene with the man wearing a crown of thorns, dressed only in his underpants.

Pope Says The Jews Didn’t Do It

In a dramatic turnaround, Pope Benedict XVI said sorry for all the years that the Catholic Church has been blaming the death of Jesus on the Jews.