Greta Gave Trump The Final Middle Finger
Greta Thunberg took one last parting shot at Donald Trump, and in true Thunberg style, it is full of snark.
Joe Biden’s Speech In Full [Video]
Around the world, many breathed a collective sigh of relief as President Joe Biden and Vice-president Kamala Harris officially took office yesterday.
Watch Biden’s Inauguration Here (And Get Half-Price Pizza And Free Ice Lollies)
Later today, those seats will fill up, and Joe Biden will be sworn in as the 46th president of the United States of America. Enjoy the show with some half-price pizza.
Wednesday Morning Spice
Inauguration schedule. WC past COVID-19 peak. Dr Death working in Cape Town. Putin’s £1bn palace. New rules for SA restaurants. New York’s ‘most beautiful teen’ dies.
Tuesday Morning Spice
Trumps’ Biden snub. SA’s vaccine blunders. First Michelin star for vegan restaurant. Kataza darted. Rassie caught COVID-19. Prince Andrew seeks out ‘troll’.
There’s A Run On SA Blue Cheese Following Joe Biden’s Win
When last did you even have blue cheese? I haven’t had it in ages. It tweaks me when I gavotte through the Checkers cheese zone, but I don’t often follow through.
Drum Roll… TIME Announces 2020’s Person Of The Year
Each year, TIME chooses a person, a group, an idea, or an object that “for better or for worse” has had the most impact on the events over the 12 months.
How Possible Is It For Trump To Overturn The Election Result?
Deep down, Donald Trump knows he won’t overturn the election result. That doesn’t mean he won’t do everything he can to try and delegitimise it.
US Street Parties Shoot Decade-Old Pop Song Back Into The Charts [Videos]
A Miley Cyrus song was unearthed and launched back into the charts after it became the unofficial anthem of Joe Biden supporters celebrating their victory.
Boris Johnson’s Congratulations Message To Biden Was A Disaster
Whoever was put in charge of creating Boris Johnson’s congratulatory message to Joe Biden is not very popular at Downing Street right now.
Everything We Know About Joe Biden’s South African Daughter-In-Law
Among those who appeared with President-elect Joe Biden on the stage for his victory speech was South African, Melissa Cohen Biden.
Four Seasons Fiasco Was The Perfect, Hilarious Ending To Trump’s Re-Election Bid [Videos]
When history books cover what the Trump campaign was doing at the exact moment Joe Biden was announced as president-elect, the answer will be a perfect encapsulation of Trump’s presidency.
The New York Times Wants To Remind Trump About ‘The Karate Kid’ [Video]
The New York Times wants Trump to know that it’s okay to lose, and they’ve put together some clips of famous concessions to drive their point home.
“Far From Over!” – Trump Fans Protesting With Guns And Actual Pitchforks [Videos]
Some Trump supporters are having a tough time getting behind the results of the 2020 election, returning to familiar tactics to express their discontent.
Here’s How Fox News Covered Biden’s Victory [Videos]
As Trump refuses to concede, Fox News is trying to scrape back some dignity by encouraging the president to come to his senses.
Messages For Biden From Ramaphosa, Bezos, Gates, Bush, Mandela Foundation, Clintons, And Boris
After Joe Biden’s victory became clear, congratulations rolled in from around the world. The stinging words from the Nelson Mandela Foundation definitely stand out.
What Happens If Neither Biden Nor Trump Hit 270
It seems very unlikely that neither candidate will reach the magical 270 electoral votes. If there’s a tie, it becomes pretty complicated going forward.
Tragic: Trump’s Baseless Claims So Bad TV Networks Are Cutting Away [Videos]
Trump’s live address from the White House last night saw many networks cut their feeds, as the president rolled out a laundry list of baseless claims.
For The Obsessives: Official NYT Votes Source Updates Key States Constantly
Pennsylvania. Arizona. Georgia. Nevada. These are currently the four most hotly contested states in the battle for the US presidency, and we are deep in the 9th innings, to borrow an American phrase.
Friday Morning Spice
Biden: “No doubt”. Bitcoin flying. Vanishing WhatsApp messages. Celebs marrying non-famous people. Kendall Jenner’s ‘midriff’.
Thursday Morning Spice
Biden edges closer to 270. Pro-Trump protests. Europe’s case surge. Takealot to be investigated. Massive Bitcoin wallet emptied. The fall of Johnny Depp.
Trump Supporters Surround Biden Campaign Bus On Highway [Videos]
Nothing screams ‘Merica more than hopping in your truck with a bunch of Trump flags and harassing your political opponents.
US So Worried About “Civil Unrest” That Walmart Is Removing Guns From Displays
In around half of Walmart’s 4 700 US stores, you’ll find firearms for sale, although the retail chain has now pulled guns and ammunition from display shelves.
Monday Morning Spice
Hunter Biden sex tape drama. Did MTN assist Taliban? COVID makes rich richer. Putin supports Biden. Irish crime boss arrested.
You’ll Enjoy Jim Carrey As Joe Biden On SNL [Videos]
‘Saturday Night Live’ returned to America’s screens this past weekend, and the debate between Biden and Trump was an easy target.
Weird Al Yankovic’s Autotune Tribute To The US Presidential Debate Is Solid Gold [Video]
They’re calling Weird Al Yankovic’s video ‘We’re All Doomed’, the best thing to come out of the US presidential debate.
Obviously Trevor Noah’s Take On The Biden / Trump Debate Was Awesome [Video]
Trevor Noah’s reaction to the first US presidential debate pretty much sums up how we’re all feeling right now.
Guardian’s Look At Politics In Florida Is A Wild Ride [Video]
Florida is a vital swing state that will play a pivotal role in deciding the next American president. It’s also a hotbed of anger and misinformation.
Video Highlights From The “Hot Mess” That Was The Biden / Trump Debate
Everybody knew the first US presidential debate between Joe Biden and Donald Trump would descend into a farce, but nobody expected it to derail so quickly.
Wednesday Morning Spice
Biden picks Kamala Harris. Mkhize hints at lockdown measures easing. Des van Rooyen’s Bell Pottinger meltdown. Dutch horse stable cocaine bust. Eugenie upset with Meghan.