Sunday, July 13, 2025

Wednesday Morning Spice

William Booth testifies about attempt on his life, Renewable power reaches record 30% of global electricity, Cyberthreat assessment for South Africa, Female referee confirmed for Springboks Test, and Miss USA resigns title on mental health grounds.

Nestle Is Really Sorry About This Penis-Shaped Chocolate

It seems a plague of penises is upon the UK as yet another case of an inappropriately placed penis has been reported by a lawyer in the UK. This time the penis was on his… it’s too gruesome, you have to see it for yourself.

Nestle’s Creepy Mandate To UK Customers, “We Will Find You”

In an attempt to recreate Willy Wonka’s famous “Golden Ticket”, Nestle has launched a new, not-dodgy-at-all, marketing campaign. They will be “stalking” six “lucky” customers using GPS-trackers that have been embedded in selected chocolate bars.