We’re Totally Here For Owen Wilson As A Bob Ross Doppelgänger In Nostalgic Comedy ‘Paint’ [Trailer]

Owen Wilson appears as a Bob Ross doppelgänger, showing off the three p’s that defined him: perm, painting, and public TV.
Here’s Your Chance To Paint With Donald Trump

Trump has the ability to make every day a special day! And, if you’re lucky enough, you can join him on his mission to make lives better. #trumpforpresident
Oh Shit – Tin Of Paint Writes Off Entire Maserati

An Australian Maserati owner was forced to shell out $90k after an innocent drive went horribly wrong. Car enthusiasts may find the content of this article upsetting.
Finally, A Use For Paint Swatches [Images]

Colours, colours everywhere, and not a drop to… no. Wrong words. Sorry. It’s Friday. One is tired and in want of the beach. And a little snack of sorts.
Cycling Lanes Are Glow-In-The-Dark In The Netherlands

Dutch designers have managed to install glow-in-the-dark road markings in a stretch of a main highway in the Netherlands.
New Banksy Mural Uses ADT Logo As Earring For ‘Girl With The Pearl Earring’ Copy

Banksy’s latest piece of art has popped up on a wall in Bristol, parodying the famous work by Johannes Vermeer. Check it out after the jump…
Bodypainted Topless Model Causes Havoc In Denmark [Video]

A topless model attracted a lot of attention when she walked down a busy Danish street covered in body paint.
BREAKING: The Spear Gets 16N Rating
The Film and Publication Board has just given The Spear painting a “16N” rating. This means that children under the age of 16 should not have access to the artwork because it displays nudity.
First Images From Anti-Spear Protest At Goodman Gallery [PICS]
A protest march is currently underway and heading towards the Goodman Gallery, with people having been bussed in from as far as Mpumalanga and Limpopo. Check out all the action, and protest signs, after the jump.
Goodman Gallery Guard In Court For Assault
Remember Paul Molesiwa, the security guard we saw in the video of the two guys vandalising the Zuma penis painting? Louis Mabokela, one of the two vandals, laid a charge of assault against him after Molesiwa was shown on camera head-butting and flipping Mabokela to the floor. Molesiwa is expected in court today.
Artist Brett Murray Explains Why He Painted “The Spear”
So far we’ve heard from everyone regarding the controversial Jacob Zuma painting, “The Spear”, apart from the actual artist himself. In an affidavit to the police leading to his court case, Brett Murray explains why he created this work. Read it inside.
First Images From Zuma Penis Court Case [PICS]
Today the ANC is in court over the controversial painting of President Jacob Zuma and his penis. Some of his supporters have gathered outside the South Gauteng High Court, along with six of his children. The other 12 of his confirmed 18 kids were absent. See the first pics of all the excitement inside.
WATCH: Video Of Men Vandalising Zuma Penis Painting (Works On Mobile)
Click ‘continue reading’ to watch the video (courtesy of eNews Channel).
There’s Nothing Funny About An Accident – Unless It’s This Accident
There’s an ancient Tibetan joke that goes something like “There’s nothing funny about a car accident unless one of the cars involved was transporting a bucket of PVC paint, which exploded on impact, for maximum comedic effect.” Sure, we’re the first to admit that some of the humour is lost in translation, but the wisdom is clear.