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Cape Town Dad Bust For Theft, Uses His Son As A Shield [Video]
23 Aug 2018 by Carrie / No Comments
A Cape Town man has been arrested after he robbed a store at N1 City Mall on Saturday. The most shocking part of the story is how he involved his son.
Chicken Pox Lollipops For Sale – A Tale Of American Parenting
08 Nov 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
American mother and pillar of the criminally insane community, Wendy Werkit, identified a gap in the junk food market and took a leap of faith. “Why has no one thought of this yet”, she thought, as she put the finishing touches on her Facebook ad. “Fifty dollars isn’t bad for a ‘pox’ infected sucker”, she thought, as her brain fell out of her ass.
How About You Don’t Buy Your Kids A 9/11 Colouring Book
01 Sep 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Titled ‘ We Shall Never Forget 9/11: The Kids’ Book of Freedom’, this absolute joke is timed to coincide with the attacks’ tenth anniversary. The publishers claim that it is designed to educate kids who had not yet been born when the events took place. It’s not long before stuffed Scooby Doo is dressed in a hijab looking down the barrel of a toddler sized Glock 45.
Super Dad And The Eight Year Old Designated Driver
01 Aug 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
On a family trip from Mississippi to Texas, this loving father of two not only handed his car keys to his eight year old son after a binge on the town, he also passed out while the kid drove. On the highway. Oh, and did I mention that his four year old sister was in the back seat as well?
Unemployed British Man, 29, And Ex-Girlfriend, 30, Become Grandparents
01 Aug 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 5 Comments
An unemployed man, 29, has become one of Britain’s youngest grandparents after his daughter gave birth at 14. Shem Davies and his former girlfriend Kelly John, 30, were “overjoyed” when their daughter Tia, who was born when her parents were 15, gave birth to little Gracie earlier this month. Tia’s boyfriend is 15.
Six-Year-Old Beauty Queen Retires From Competition
14 Jul 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
True winners like Eden Wood always quit at the top of their game – on their own terms. At the age of six she is currently on an epic winning streak and has over 300 child beauty pageant titles behind her name. But this week she announced, along with her manager/mom, that she is retiring from the industry. Next? A memoir named “From Cradle to Crown”.
Mother Gives Daughter Boob Job Voucher For Her 7th Birthday
09 Jun 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Sarah Burge is no stranger to the Mother of the Year competition – almost a veteran, really. Last year she made the finals for teaching her six-year-old how to pole dance. This year she’s made the short list once again with a brilliant example of motherly love: giving her daughter a boob job voucher for her SEVENTH birthday. Well done, mom!
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