Imagine A Life Without The ANC – Mmusi Maimane Predicts When The DA Will Be In Power

According to Mmusi Maimane, the man with the most mispronounced surname in all of South Africa, the ANC’s days are numbered. He says the DA are coming in hot.
Are You Sitting Down? ANC Admits To Broken Promises [INFOGRAPHIC]

Be careful what you promise, because one day somewhere down the line it might come back to bite you on the ass. It seems some people have failed to stick to their word.
ANC In “Terminal Decline”, Rule Over By 2024

According to a policy brief published by the SA Institute of Race Relations, the ANC’s power is in decline and the demise of the party is now “inevitable”. The observations are based on evidence that “points overwhelmingly in [that] direction.” Click through for the full scoop.
ANC Rings In 2011 With A Four Day Bender
This is a novel idea from our ruling party: Move the end of year party to the start of the year, stretch it out over a weekend and end the whole thing with a concentrated celebration bash at the Moses Mabhida stadium. Add class to the event by serving Jack Daniel’s honey-glazed boerewors and subsidising the liquor. Now who said governing shouldn’t be fun?