Tuesday, May 13, 2025

Monday Morning Spice

SAA CEO lied about degree, MBA. Springbok legend retires. F1 champ crowned. So how old was Senzo? Happy birthday Oscar Pistorius!. ANC revolt against Cyril.

This Guy Has Made An Uber For Jets

There is nothing fun about queueing to board a plane and then sitting for 17 hours in economy class whilst a fairly large person asks you questions about your childhood and hogs the armrests. This new app will change all that forever.

This SAA Branded Newspaper Stand Is 100% Pure Solid Gold

The fussy readers out there who lose their minds over a missing deelteken here and there will be very pleased that this post has minimal writing, and is all about one picture. A 2oceansviber sent in this pic – taken at OR Tambo airport. It’s so good.

SAA Pilot Barred From Flying Plane After Removing Pants

You would think a pilot would be one of the few people who would be sympathetic to the stringent security measures airports put in place now-a-days, but not his guy! He clearly felt like they were being ridiculous, so he followed suit…

Tuesday Morning Spice

Hijacked plane at OR Tambo. Graeme Smith welcomes baby boy. Dave Matthews hitchhikes to own concert. Radiohead frontman pulls music from Spotify. Controversial king becomes DA member.

Wednesday Morning Spice

Blackberry messenger for iOS and Android. Guptas buying votes with food. SAA gets new planes. Facebook bans social suicide app. Federer cuts his hair. Nigeria in state of emergency. BP/Shell price fixing..

Tuesday Morning Spice

Horse meat found in Tesco. SAA suspends another CEO. Who will be the next pope? North Korea conducts nuclear test. UCT biz school best in Africa, Middle East. More Apple smartwatch evidence.

SAA In Food Waste Row

According to a report yesterday, employees of Air Chefs, a division of SAA, and the supplier of catering to the airline, are facing disciplinary action following the discovery that they dumped huge amounts of food.

SAA Rated 9th Most Dangerous Airline In The World

The Annual Airline Safety Rankings have just come out, rating 60 airlines on the number and deadliness of the hull losses (destroyed airplanes) they have suffered in the past 30 years and how they have fared more recently. SAA came 9th. In the world.

1Time Will Retrench 15% Of Its Staff

1time CEO Blacky Komani recently said that his airline owed Acsa as much as R130 million. As part of cost cutting measures, the company will now retrench 15% of its workforce.

Tuesday Morning Spice

Port strike ‘will sink economy’. Rand in free fall. SAA confirms more resignations. Egypt’s president pardons protesters. New Euro-Zone Aid Fund Launches. Homeowners Get New Rights To Attack Burglars. Why Did Lady Gaga Visit Julian Assange?

SAA CEO Throws In The Towel

A week before SAA is expected to report a financial loss of R1,25 billion, and report that “its liabilities exceed its assets by 359%” its CEO Siza Mzimela has decided enough is enough, and thrown in the towel.

Wednesday Morning Spice

Declare national crisis in education – Jansen. R5bn lifeline for SAA. AB: We let our country down. Gold Fields tells miners to pack and go. Department to probe Nkandla documents leak. Greece to spend almost €100m on building F1 track.

Tuesday Morning Spice

New SAA chair hits jackpot. Samsung files lawsuit against Apple over latest iPhone. Truck drivers’ strike to intensify. U.S. Judge Lifts Ban on Samsung Tablet. Iran’s currency hits all-time low. There May Be Naked Pics of William, Too.

SAA No Longer Accepting Pilot Applications From White Males

Dreaming of conquering the skies as an SAA pilot? Well, it’s time to get your head out of clouds if you’re a white male because SAA are no longer accepting any more cadet pilot training applications from that particular demographic.