Thursday Morning Spice

Nvidia becomes world’s first $4 trillion public company, Cape Town’s sewage treatment isn’t coping, TV episodes have become way too long, and Everyone wants a piece of Pedro Pascal.
Some Trump Family Members Really, Really Liked Their Secret Service Agents

A new book claims that Donald Trump Jr’s ex-wife, as well as Tiffany Trump, took a real shining to the agents assigned to protect them.
You’ll Enjoy The Trump Family’s Secret Service Codenames

The Secret Service gives each president a not-so-secret codename, which then sets the tone for the codenames for the other family members.
The Telegraph’s Incredible Report On Real-Life MI6 James Bond Agents

When your life depends on your anonymity you don’t give many interviews to national newspapers. Sometimes, however, you drop your guard just a bit.
The Republican Candidates Gave Their Proposed Secret Service Code Names If They Became President – Wow

During a three hour debate there will always be a few questions that illicit rather strange answers. Even with that in mind this question was comedy gold.
Lunatic Jumps White House Fence – Knocks Out Secret Service Dog [Video]

A man who jumped the White House fence was faced with some Secret Service dogs, who he attacked viciously. This guy is going to get a serious beatdown from the law.
It’s Going From Worse To Shit: Armed Man With Criminal Record Rode Elevator With Obama

Obama should start walking around in a bullet proof glass case soon – his security agents really are doing a below average job of keeping him safe from crazies…
Secret Service’s Twitter Account Compromised
Ha! Well done. Exactly nine days after setting up a Twitter account, the Secret Service was seen to post the following: “Had to monitor FOX for a story. Can’t. Deal. With. The. Blathering.” The tweet wasn’t deleted in time for all of the giggling, left-wing internet to leap at it. An “internal follow-up” is in progress.