Is there a new inner-city marathon that cuts through the White House lawns, because people seem to be finding their way into the property pretty regularly these days.

A new crazy fool decided to try his luck to get to Obama’s abode, but didn’t make it very far, as he was met by Secret Service pooches, who he then kicked and body slammed. Not cool, bro.

The Secret Service guards were not far behind though, and apprehended the man, who is likely more of a cat person by the looks of things.

Check out the full story on Gawker.