Spare a thought for Akila Dananjaya, who took a hat-trick one over, and was then hammered all over the show the next.
Former Proteas star AB de Villiers once again exhibited his freakish talents this past weekend, as did Crusaders winger Manasa Mataele.
I do not want to be in this guys shoes when he walks onto a South African cricket field for the first time. Are we going to welcome him home with open arms?
Well this is embarrassing, security and staff at the Cinnamon Grand hotel in central Colombo, the luxury resort where the Australian cricket team were lodging at the time, were outsmarted by a 21-year-old male escort. After bypassing officials, he made his way to players’ rooms to offer his services.
With Gary Kirsten named as coach and AB de Villiers as skipper for our ODI and T20 sides, you’ll be happy to know that they’ve got more than enough decent support behind them. Hashim Amla was appointed vice-captain, while Alan Donald and Russell Domingo got drafted as assistant coaches. Graeme Smith remains captain of the Test side.