It's pretty difficult to showcase everything that has been going on over the past week, so what I've done is put together a couple of pics and a couple of videos to hopefully give you an idea of what was laid out for Seth. My VIP access pass gave entry to one of the VIP suites, as well as access to the pit lane - a little bit silly really.
Even more silly were the protestors outside the entrance to the Grand Prix who I simply couldn't resist. Shame. They were clearly very bored individuals. I thought I would have a chat with them.
Give us back our park - shame
So that was pretty hilarious for me. They were still hurling abuse at us when we were 10 meters away. They were protesting because they didn't have access to the public park. It's Melbourne, Freak Show, go to another park.
So anyway, they gave me free reign of the pits and I was told no filming was allowed. I got a pic in the pits and filmed two quick video clips to show you, my presh, how alarmingly close I was to the action. Please enjoy the angels farting around the pits.
I know what you're saying - What a cock.
Ferrari pits semi-relaxed
Not in the way at all
The suite was as you would expect over the pits and the start finish line. I was given 26 BMW girls to play with before the race. They were very naughty and some of them got a bloody good hiding.
The suite position - average
BMW angels - average. Click for large pic.
They were very naughty. And just to finish off, I thought I would get the start of the race for you!