VIRGIN ACTIVE WILL TURN A BLIND EYE TO GAY SEX IN THE LOOS. BUT ONLY A FEW TIMES.
Virgin Active seems to be having a problem with blowjobs “lewd conduct” in their men’s changing room toilets. Given that the changing rooms are single-sex, they are clearly referring to gay physical one-on-one activity. Something which has become such a problem that there are now signs up in an attempt to control the growing trend.
The nice thing is they are giving you the opportunity to learn from your mistakes and might even refuse entry to the club if you become a repeat offender.
Rabid Ramblings From Virgin Active Management
Repeat offenders will be punished
Excellent vibe they’re going for there.
It’s interesting to note that 2oceansvibe is not available on the Virgin Active computers, due to our use of the word “fuck” from time to time (not unlike News24, whom we praise for such progressiveness).
Oh the hypocrisy! As the word “fuck” is being carried out as a verb (a “doing” word), in real life, right inside the hallowed holes halls of Virgin Active! If only there was some kind of firehol firewall to block that kind of lewd activity!
It’s interesting to note that Virgin’s current ad campaign, “What Moves Me,” is targeting the whole family. I very much doubt that gay sex in the loos is something mother would want little Johnny exposed to?
I think the most mind-blowing thing about this, is the fact that they have posted up a sign in the gym. So people that didn’t know it was going on, are now fully aware.
Very clever.
[thanks matt]
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18 Comments
Neil
01 Mar 2010
I wanted to join the local Virgin active but my gay friend happily told me about this type of conduct that goes on, not just in the toilets, but in the steam room and showers at the Point gym. I am not a prude by any stretch of the imagination but I don’t want to have to put up with this kind of conduct. So I gave Virgin a wide birth.
NameGary symons
(@) 21 Jan 2011
Don't be such a pride. Homosexuality was born in 1862 when it got defined. Before then was just sexuality. Get a life! And let others get one too. Calvinist/Victorian shit is an horrendous past
blade
01 Mar 2010
is this happening at all virgin actives?
I reckon membership will increase now
Funny Story
01 Mar 2010
A friend of mine was rudely interrupted at the Garden’s VA when a shlong was pressed up against the shower glass during his post-gym shower. Yes, folks, it happens
dw
01 Mar 2010
why you think the Point VA has been struggling with high e. coli levels in the swimming pool all these years… do the math.
Ben
01 Mar 2010
I walked out of a closed cubicle and was drying off when my friend (who was one the other side) walked out too and saw two men with fully erect dicks watching me. I get that gay men look, there’s nothing wrong with taking a peek. But having no shame and not hiding it in any way… especially with kids running around.
areugay
01 Mar 2010
no shit. why do you think Virgin Active gyms show up on internet gay “cruising” suggestion websites?
http://www.capetown.tv/adult.htm
Pi
01 Mar 2010
http://planetpi.blogspot.com/search/label/gym
And thats all I have to say about that.
Lee
01 Mar 2010
my gays tell me it happens at Planet Fitness Plattekloof ALL the time… and thats why they go there. steam rooms and showers…. the boerewors curtain also needs to get its rocks off lol!
Simon
01 Mar 2010
It’s behaviour like this that makes me embarrassed to be gay.
brad
01 Mar 2010
Sodomy has always been quite rife in the Cape though..
Everyone to their own but keep it to your own.
Otherwise one ought to klap a few morphies….
Brad
01 Mar 2010
My personal trainer told me they caught guys a couple of times at the CBD Virgin….I get changed at home now
Matthew
01 Mar 2010
Perhaps this should run on screens in the toilets?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw&feature=player_embedded
Boytjie
01 Mar 2010
Well on the other side of the coin, I’ve seen some lesbian action in the workout area of Claremont VA. And not your ugly-can’t-get-no-man lesbian action either ^^ No complaints there.
But seriously, exposing young kids to such lewd acts is downright irresponsible.
Phil
02 Mar 2010
A few years back a friend of mine was in the changeroom at Constantia Virgin Active when a personal trainer there approached him, sayign something along these lines: “Hi there – I noticed you in the toilet cubcicle masturbating. A little bit went on my foot – but don’t worry, I didn’t mind.”
Needless to say the oke was lost for words, muttered something like ‘that’s awesome’ and walked away.
What the hell?
polly
03 Apr 2010
Do you have to be a Virgin???? LOL
antonio
28 Jul 2010
How sick and bad people have become ……. gays , lessies and all this attitude in a gym , if i was a owner i kick the shi..ts out of a gay ….. they worse than snail shi..t
NameGary symons
(@) 21 Jan 2011
Get a life you homophobe. Go and live with the Shakers in AmericA
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