As local headlines question their own significance [permalink]
And a good morning to you, my sweet pumpkin pie!
This is quite a nice little one to get our Friday warmed up. Spotted on The Sun website, we find a sexually charged French airline crew playing very nicely up front on a London bound European flight. Our flamboyant trolley dolly is clearly quite focused about getting her tabs out, as we see towards the end of the video. She's a cute little angel as well! Actually, I wouldn't say little, but certainly acceptable! "Big boned," perhaps. No I'm teasing, she's quite gorgeous. Very sexual with some good muffin top.
You'll enjoy this video - check how our girl looks at the camera as she chews her gum - GAGGING for it!
Did you enjoy that? I certainly did. I'd say it's a perfect start to our Friday.
OR you could get your teeth into the local headlines which are about as monotonous and bland as whisked egg white. Seriously, these are the TOP stories on iol, and therefore local front pages.
The Grade 4's hand in
their newspaper project
Well, gee, let's ponder that first one. I wonder, IS Thabo Mbeki losing favour? Amongst who, exactly, are you asking? His peers? The country? The youth? How about this - and far more importantly - WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK? What difference does it make? IS THIS YOUR TOP STORY? What about that car boot sale they had at SACS Junior School the other day? Surely that's a bigger story than this? Boomalacka Boomalacka wha wha wha!
And look at THAT SECOND STORY! Eskom, the country's electricity supplier are banking on senior personnel to fix their one and only job - supplying electricity to the country! Are you SERIOUS? Fuck that's MENTAL! Are you basically trying to tell me that they're not relying on the Maverick's dancers to sort out the country's electricity crisis? Phew - fair enough - that's BIG news - let's pop that on the front page! I don't have the strength to click articles like that but I notice in the extract shown above, the executive management are going to make the power crisis their TOP PRIORITY!! No shit! It's their ONLY FUCKING JOB! IS this meant to be some sort of a revelation?
IS this a HEADLINE? I can imagine the journalist phoning Eskom..
"Ummm, errr, I'm calling from XYZ and I'm writing a big story on the progress of the current power crisis and how Eskom is dealing with it?"
"As we've said to everyone, we are not commenting on anything other than the fact that all senior staff are focusing heavily on troubleshooting the problem and coming up with a favourable result"
"Ummm.... I don't won't to PRY, but could you just tell me one thing...PLEASE?"
"It depends on what you want to know"
"Ok, I might be pushing my luck, but, could you just tell me if Eskom's executive management have made the current power crisis a PRIORITY?"
"Hmm, ok, I can tell you that. Yes, they have made it a priority."
"HAHAHAHA!!! I FUCKING TRICKED YOU INTO THAT ONE BITCH! WHOOOH! I'M GONNA RUN THAT ON THE FRONT PAGE! WHAT A COUP!!!!
Chrrrrist! Who writes this shit, man? That's like putting out an evening headline saying, "Sun to rise in the morning!!!!!" Put THAT on the front page! Fucking AWESOME!
God, it's poor.
In other news, another yank woke up, loaded his gun and went blasting around town in Missouri. He popped a cop on his way to a council meeting and then blew that place to smithereens.
