Rampaging through Cape Town
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I can't believe it has reached a point where I am writing about these imbeciles. For those of you abroad (or a man), or locals who live inside vacuums, there is a strike going on at the moment. That is correct. Security guards all over the show are striking for a pay rise. It's going quite well. They have an interesting technique when striking. They rampage through the city tearing up anything in their path. They loot stores. They even kill people. I hope everyone enjoyed the pic of Oscar Caluag (77) on today's Cape Times front page. A tourist from the Philippines, it says that he was thrown through a glass door and his cellphone was stolen. He goes home today.

"How was your trip, Oscar?"

"Awesome!"

"And how was Cape Town? What are the people like? Is it true that they're unfriendly?"

"Not at all! I found them DELIGHTFUL"

So these geniuses are looting stores and causing havoc and have been doing so for quite some time (about six weeks). In fact they have been doing it so long that the money they have lost because of their strike action is MORE than what they would earn if they got the raise they want. In fact, it works out that it would take them about five years to pay back what they've lost.

"Ja, but it's the principle"

"No, I don't think principles should come into effect when you're on the minimum wage and you buy bread in half loaves. You should rather apply logic and go back to work and feed your fucking family, you fucking idiot".

And now, a video for you of the rampage through the city of Cape Town.

Clever  

Thanks Rox

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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