Goes to the tanning salon
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Britney Spears has officiallylost custody of her kids to Kevin Federline. Well blow me sideways! This really has gone full circle, hasn't it?

L.A. County Superior Judge Scott Gordon issued an order today, stating that Kevin Federline, the boys' father, "is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 12h00 PM until further order of the court."

Judge Gordon also ordered Brit Brit to undergo random drug tests and all sorts of other cuck, but that's not the amazing thing here. The amazing thing here is Britney basically football-threw her kids over to Federline TWO DAYS EARLY and followed through with a visit to the tanning salon. Perfect!

Spears and her Yorkie

You know, I chuckle to myself every time I see a Yorkie on 2oceansvibe. I chuckle because I know that I haven't even fucking started with you yet. There is so much to tell - luckily time is on our side. I won't get into it now, but I was basically raised by a pack of Yorkshire Terriers..... and 1,000 porcelain dolls. The ring-master was an African woman by the name of Francis. A photo of her featured on an audio/visual that was made and played for me at my 21st - with the title "The Servant." I stand to be corrected, but I think there was also a pic of the one Yorkie, Meggie, on the audio/visual with the title "The Sister" and a picture of my cat, Homer, with the title "The Brother."

Such is life growing up as an only child. My siblings were animals and my friends were lego and a computer.

Christ, the money I would pay to sub Mavis for Francis....

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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